manic pixie nightmare

eyes closed head first can't lose • forklift executrix

[Grace @gracecamille_]

could i hire a courtroom sketch artist for like my birthday party

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

the concept of being the old spaghetti factory eye candy

[PEDRO 🦀 @cpsjr97]

He wants to be Kristen Stewart so bad

[alexandria masse @MasseAlexandria]

the birth control tapestry is currently 12ft by 6.75ft (370cm by 205cm) 10.5 months into this project I have used 70 balls of yarn and I have about 1/6 finished

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Sami Landri looks all-natural at Le Drague Cabaret Club in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada.

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Today is Lazzie's 25th birthday. She is the oldest little blue penguin in the world! In the wild, life expectancy is less than ten years. It's less than 20 in managed care. The excellent care that she receives from Team Bird has certainly extended her life!

[pt ⸆⸉ @socasuallygay]

not a single opening track has ever defeated her since then

[gio @oldhhabits]

guy who’s listened to 10 taylor swift songs: you have to listen to fearless

guy who’s listened to 100 taylor swift songs: you have to listen to coney island from the underground album evermore

guy who’s listened to 1000 taylor swift songs: you have to listen to fearless

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

well it was a good run!

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

I think it’s a woman’s right to have an emotional affair with a gay man

[horse @horseimage]

horse wearing bunny costume hippity hop

[Bunny @babybunnyrry]

i stood up and applauded

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Sitting on a park bench with an iced americano scrolling through my own instagram but as the person im going to see at a wedding this weekend

[kat !! yuribus @yelenatts]

party at my house!!!

[manic pixie nightmare @BlairsKeybo]

@SahilMorar1 LOL

[woah nicky @NickEggplant]

fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time

[horse @horseimage]

nap time with friends