melon

Elo 🦀 I shart comments into this app when I'm supposed to sleep, study or work - take it with a grain of toilet paper.

GER / ENG

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@h0llowed_ang3l @gooberman300 @bluuboyuwu @ThunderDaProto ,, ,, ,, ,, ,, ,, ,,

Wha

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@HimesKyle32559 @PoliceWatch99 The owner killed the dog. If someone tells you that X will result in Y, and you do X, don't get mad when Y Happens.

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@WeavingTra24910 @realsyloz @EchoGuild you sound miserable, what's up - did you deplete a +2 again?

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@KatTheThird @adeptxo 1 from raid, 1 from vault, 2 from catalyst (one from 2K io)

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@ay90613 @adebanjisaheed2 Stop watching porn cuh

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@DerToni69 @Funky_Tunez0 @yusufcxn1905 ich rieche wie hier niemand seinen Arbeitsvertrag gelesen, oder die Betriebsvereinbarung angeschaut hat.

sind halt Vorschriften Jungs.

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@beep47337534 @daddyloldark @clappobapper @JavaGracia @QiyanaIRL bro needs much more than just a hug, I stand corrected

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@beep47337534 @clappobapper @JavaGracia @QiyanaIRL someone give this poor guy a hug :(

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@HappiWoW @MagicuzGold 🫪

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@J1082222480291 @CountPascal @RealPostFolder A comedian once said, it's really hard to teach people about the difference between pedophilia, hebephilia and ephebophilia without sounding like a pedophile.

But hey, maybe try googling once.

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@overturf @Anubis_Mighty @tappsen Warte bis du herausfindest wie nah sich n und m doch liegen!

Nimmt dir aber keiner übel. So viel Nähe empfinden am wenigsten diejenigen, die mangelnde Rechtschreibung mit Dummheit gleichsetzen.

Galigrü

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@h4n5um @BwuhMG Spam random keys for crests, then do forge reroll runs on the ones you need and get them to myth 6/6

No waste in doing the ones you don't need gear from, especially pre 289

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@maddl29 @BwuhMG See? That's why I play Aug evoker, ain't no one mad when I'm below the tank, and no one cares enough to check my uptime in logs. Upheaval and pray through +20's

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@nukro_namka @RealPostFolder Blue checkmark checks out

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@nukro_namka @RealPostFolder 2oz flour
7oz water
1oz sugar
4 Stabilizing agent

damn, it's actually 4g instead of 4oz, seems like I accidentally put in 28 times the amount.

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@nukro_namka @BuschidoEra @RealPostFolder They said the chef noted it down in grams instead of ounces, implying they used ounces for the written down measurement. Instead of grams.

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@nukro_namka @BuschidoEra @RealPostFolder "entered the amount in grams instead of ounces"

If we use pectin used in Marmelade as an example,the recipe most likely called for something like 10-15g per litre
Now they thought that was ounces, so they added 28x the amount asked for

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@nightshift_tony @kmcnam1 wat

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@BarbaraStreusa1 @Elastisch321 @markmueller1979 Sagt wer, steht wo? Finde dazu nichts.

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@luxemiaa Is this an American question I'm too European to understand?

Tipping culture makes me sick