Blake Turrentine

You don't have to be crazy to do this, but it helps - Bob Ross
~Dice~🎲

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Sometimes you gotta kindly say fuck you and eat your 10 piece nuggets else where.

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

My boss literally told me the only way I could get fired is if I was apart of the Taliban... wtf?

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

Literally just looked at a mosquito on my arm and said do it pussy!

[Aften Peterson @AftenPeterson]

Remember how not that long ago we all unitedly hated Carole Baskin, can we go back to those happier times.

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I can hear my mom shouting now:
"Everybody just get along, or I'll help ya get along"
#ALLLIVESMATER

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

"You can't shoot the chutes Pauley"

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

Welp lake seasons here and I'm stuck in a desert...😭

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

One good thing out of this deal is all these artists are releasing kick ass music🤙🏾

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I got a middle finger and a rooster tattoo, waiting on you🖕🏽🐓

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

People do best when they are limited

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

They fucking played a Joe Exotic song on the radio!!!😂😂😂

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

Colorado weather:
First 7 hours of the day, dressed for the Iditarod second 4 hours dressed for the lake last 4 hours of the day dressed for the deadliest catch.

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I just want to go to the fuckin lake!!! Be warm again and virus free please, for the love of god!

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

Haven't y'all seen outbreak, this shit should be figured out by now.🐒😷

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I just want a dog of my own...

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I hope the one good thing that comes from this virus, is that this world becomes more humble🌎

[Bub @bubbagreig120]

My mom: drive safe

Me: *driving down the interstate cruise set at 93, pizza in one hand, phone in the other* “always”

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Until some zombies roll up, I’m straight.

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I wanted to be an adult, now I'm an adult and I want to be a kid...

[Blake Turrentine @Blake9051]

I wonder if anyones ever traveled up shit creek, WITH a paddle? 🤔