GTA 5 fans are planning one final peaceful drive through Los Santos on November 18, just hours before ‘GTA 6’ launches. 🎮
No guns, no crashes, no police chases. Just one last cruise through 13 years of memories before heading to Vice City.
Tom Holland really said “No, ’cause she’s married to me.” with his full chest in the middle of a mythology interview and the whole cast just nodded along.
Peak husband behaviour.
Zendaya must be so happy to hear this from him🥹🤍
I'm a public defender. Last month I got a case nobody wanted: a 19-year-old accused of stealing $40,000 from the diner where he washed dishes. The owner had video, the cash was missing, and my client confessed in the first ten minutes of questioning.
He told me flatly, "I did it. Just plead me out."
But something bothered me. He confessed to taking the money on a Tuesday. He described the exact bag, the exact drawer, the exact time.
Then I checked the diner's schedule, and realized he couldn't have been there that Tuesday…
I work the overnight desk at a small hotel. Every night at 2:14 a.m., the elevator goes to the fourth floor and opens its doors. Nobody gets on or off. The doors stay open for exactly nine seconds, then close.
We don't have a fourth floor. The building has three.
My manager told me on day one: "Don't look at the elevator panel after midnight. Just keep working."
Last night I finally broke that rule, and I wish I hadn't, because the panel showed a button I had never seen before…
Our office receptionist, Diane, accidentally booked the CEO’s personal conference room for a birthday party.
The room was supposed to be reserved for a major investor meeting at 2 p.m. Instead, Diane had spent the entire morning decorating it with balloons, hanging a banner, and arranging cupcakes.
The problem was that the birthday belonged to her husband, who worked in accounting.
At 1:55, the CEO walked toward the room with six investors behind him.
He stopped at the entrance, looked at the balloons, then read the banner:
“HAPPY 50TH, GREG! WE LOVE YOU!”
Greg was standing beside the cake wearing a paper crown.
The CEO turned to Diane.
“Can you explain why my investor meeting has been replaced with a birthday party?”
Diane went completely pale.
She started apologizing, explaining that she’d checked the booking calendar and thought the room was available.
Then Greg, who had been quietly removing his paper crown, made things worse.
He looked at the CEO and said, “Well, technically, you can still have your meeting. We haven’t cut the cake yet.”
Nobody laughed.
The investors were standing behind the CEO, and one of them was already checking his watch.
Then the CEO looked at the cake, looked at Greg, and said…