So I knew forest was gonna be wild when I walked in my tent and I turned around and my friend whipped out his dick and pissed all over our friends sleeping bag. π
Stupid scientists, why has no one thought of installing a big ass Sun Setter Retractable Awning to combat global warming?? Itβs instantly 20 DEGREES cooler under that thing! Simple solution for a complicated problem π€·π»ββοΈ
*gets in car*
Volume starts at 16
*my fucking jam comes on*
Volume goes to 20
*the good shit keeps coming on*
By the end of the car ride volume is maxed and my ears are bleeding