Blake LaBathe

You don't want zero problems big fella

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

Drink some coffee, put on gangster rap, and handle it

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Jesus Christ Blake what the fuck lol

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

You don't know humiliation until you're in a macho man contest at a bar in Cabo and not even your family cheers you on

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

80% of my daily sorrow is caused by not being able to fully fit my hand inside a Pringles can

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

"What's your name?"
"Oh yeah your handwriting is painful"
"Well with this grade you're at least likely to graduate"

#WordsFromOfficeHours

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

Sometimes I like to eat things that taste bad because I assume they must be healthy

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

@InduDamodar I neglect my responsibilities

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

@cmec_15 missing out

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

@cmec_15 why aren't you following me on it is the real q

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

I made a myspace fam hmu this is revolutionary https://t.co/TCSW65bzl0

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

Leaked photo of the US education curriculum under Betsy Devos

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

I'm so livid that I might graduate and move across the country https://t.co/pntk6HMcXv

[Minnesota Daily @mndailynews]

President Kaler announces possible UMN tuition hike at State Capitol
https://t.co/KN136EpUUA

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

@BrendanBuhler my 1001 group probably hates me

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

Of all the super comfortable elevator conversations I've had, getting pitched scientology is definitely up there on the list

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

Your diet will never be weirder than it is in college

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

I'm going to propose over TGI Fridays endless apps

[lindsey @2twinnextdoor2]

she ain't the one if

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

When you hold the door open for somebody and they don't say thank you and you just walk away wondering why they abolished the death penalty

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

@CourtneyJasper you're not fit for the lifestyle

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

Suit with a backpack is the most b school undergrad outfit imaginable and I want to be buried in it

[Blake LaBathe @Blake_LaBathe]

This describes me with uncomfortable accuracy https://t.co/1YMaLgWzti

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me: hi
white person: what a small world! lets play it by ear and touch base later