Blake Long

Husband, Father, Tarheel, Consultant.

Co-Host of Golden Button Detours Podcast, part of the Welcome Home Disney DVC Podcast Network.

[Blake Long @Blake_Long]

@TheMDTA is there *any* way to dispute a toll violation online? I only see snail mail as an option. If that's true, that's crazy. It's 2026.

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@EyeOfTheFlyer have you (or will you) be talking about the new Hilton Diamond Reserve level they just announced? I’m interested in your thoughts as you guys put more thought into than I do.

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@trans_siberian This is better than last year??? By this point last year (10:09am), I owuld have had my ticket order completed and moved on with my business for the day.

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@RDUAirport where is Traffic Enforcement for Terminal 1 ?!?! Tons of cars just SITTING at Arrivals clogging up people trying to get home.

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One day I want to grow up and be the guy who announces Hole 1 Tee-offs at @TheMasters

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@Waymo @WaymoCommunity Hey there! I’m in San Francisco for the next 24 hours for work and was hoping to get an invite code! Any chance? TIA!

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@Roblox I am attempting to user your website to contact Customer Support with an issue but I’m getting some generic ‘Something went wrong’ error. Any help you can do here? TIA

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@EyeOfTheFlyer What is your experience/opinions on Aeromexico's full spectrum digital platform (mobile app, mobile website, regular website)? I just did my first mileage run with them, and quite frankly I thought it was atrocious. NOTHING worked correctly.

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@shoptemu

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When @temu decides to use AI for their FB advertisements. #AI #fail

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@AmazonHelp @amazon I couldn’t give a rats ass about reducing packaging.! If you can program Alexa to not announce what’s being delivered because it’s close to Christmas, you can surely use some common sense and put toys in a separate box!! IDIOTS!

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Wow @amazon Way to ruin the biggest gift our kid was getting for Christmas this year. How do you NOT have a policy that any toy delivered in the last two months of the year is required to be in a separate box?!?! #fail 😡😡😡

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And even if he hadn’t seen it, how were we supposed to get the stupid mailing label off of it?! #double #fail !!

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You know those articles that show two random facts displaying graphs/maps that seem to indicate they correlate? Here's another one:

The locations of @ncdot License Plate Offices and the locations of @ChickfilA in relation to Clayton, NC.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

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Hey @CoachMackBrown and @UNCFootball It’s time to ignore the @NCAA and not just #FreeTez , it’s time to #PlayTezWalker

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Immortals by Fall Out Boy #cloversrock requested by Barrett Long

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#cloversrock Paradise City by GnR

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@RoverDotCom Do you have any type of Customer Support via Twitter? I’ve tried the support link on the mobile app twice and I’ve gotten ‘It’s taking us longer than expected…’ both times. I’m new to the app and this doesn’t bode well

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@Walgreens this is the aboslute LAST time we ever use your *terrible* photo service. You screwed up our Christmas books and now have screwed up our son's graduation announcement order. Your printing machines are the McDonald's Ice Cream machines of the photo industry.#fail

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@LenTesta and @JimHillMedia I just read through Disney's lawsuit. They're going full-on attack! If I read correctly, Prayer for Relief Parts F and H essentially ask for the courts to reverse the dissolvement of RCID. Wow. https://t.co/hrAsvltYay