Blake Sparks

WAZZU Alumni

[julia @juumelo_]

the concept of pregaming is unbeatable whoever thought of drinking before drinking is a genius

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[Howling "Venom" Snake @AUGtist]

Getting out of your cozy warm bed to go to work as a sensitive young man is more painful than giving birth

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE 5-1 🔥

[Frank P. Smeal MBA, Esq. @FrankiePSmeal]

I get no less than 15 texts from political pacs everyday and not a single one of them has highlighted a plan to expand happy hour windows or reduce greens fees.

[julia @juumelo_]

beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you

[Josh 🧀 @PackersJosh]

"just turned 32 does he have a vintage moment in him" is so insane with the benefit of hindsight

[cooper @itsCooop]

but there was once a time…

[OlCrimsonOG @Cougwill]

And there it is. A very special moment as @olcrimson is the inaugural inductee into @CollegeGameday's Hall of Fans. #TheShotSeenRoundTheWorld #GoCougs #WaveTheFlag

[206_Coug @206_Coug]

If UW wins the Apple Cup it’s because of ONE MAN

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Rest in peace to the voice of Optimus Prime Peter Cullen

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Ja Morant requests ceasefire with new teammate Deni Avdija.

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

I see the vision

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

[Blazers Palace @blazers_palace]

Someone made a great point

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[Casey Holdahl @CHold]

I have indeed been let go after 18+ years with the @trailblazers. My sincerest thanks to all of you who have read/listened/watched/engaged with my work over the years.

[Blazers Palace @blazers_palace]

How it feels to watch your favorite team get belt to ass in the playoffs and have Doris Burke call the game