Blake AJ

Does stand up / tweets occassionally / spells occasionally wrong

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

quincy jones has a storied history as arguably the greatest/most influential music producer of all time but his most lasting legacy to me will always be the ability to casually reveal some massive gossip and then say "you like brazilian music?"

[Jenny💧🐝 @Jenny_Kent12]

Iconic meme and Vine

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

If only there was a drink for that…

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“82% of the exchange of fire between Lebanon and Israel since October 7th has been done by Israel.”

Appreciate @piersmorgan having me on to give him a history lesson on Israel & Lebanon - not just since Oct 7th but going back to 1978!
Full interview: https://t.co/H6e19UgITF

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Blake AJ @BlakeAJ1]

@MartinSLewis I prefer cheap haircuts. I have big hair that needs trimming only a couple inches every few months, but hairdressers charge so much that they always take more off than I want and feel that they have to trim my beard etc to make it 'worth it'.

[Big Belly Bar & Club Comedy @BigBellyComedy]

Forgetting how to be kinky! 🎤 @BlakeAJ1

[Blake AJ @BlakeAJ1]

I don't understand why orange juice is now dead..

[Fatherhood, Chapter 1 @Miserable_PhD]

Never seen a more perfect picture of scaring the hoes

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I can’t help feeling that what’s happening in Gaza is the beginning of the end for all of us. If we can have a genocide live-streamed during the Super Bowl and say nothing, theres no challenge in the coming years that we won’t fail.

[Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 @godfrey_lawson]

This is an urgent warning

Labour will take us back to square one and we will return to the country we had in 2010

Don’t forget this was the party of the National Minimum Wage, Good Friday Agreeement, 42,000 extra teachers, free prescriptions for cancer patients, 16,000 more police officers, reduced NHS waiting lists and free bus passes for over 60s

You’ve been warned 😤

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The UK Prime Minister @RishiSunak just called a press conference to proudly tell the country he is willing to break international law and disaply human rights

We should all be terrified

[Blake AJ @BlakeAJ1]

Can't tell if it's just really late or this is truly pure gold

[Patatouille @mikeroweplastic]

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat

[Deirdre Heenan @deirdreheenan]

Starting salaries for doctors:

🇦🇺: £44,000
🇨🇦: £46,000
🇫🇷: £43,700
🇺🇸: £41,900
🇮🇪: £53,000

Meanwhile in 🇬🇧: £29,384

Junior doctors aren't holding the NHS to ransom. They're holding the NHS together.

Pay them what they deserve.

#JuniorDoctorsStrike

[Ed Conway @EdConwaySky]

Since immigration is back in the headlines, here's my three minute explainer on the latest data