Blake

Small Business Owner with a mind of my own.

[Big Tuna @julian_parson]

@BlakeBehnke Jimmy a diff animal man!

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@julian_parson They ran into Jimmy Buckets when the man is on a mission. BUT to have best overall record and then lose to a Play-in team…then compare yourself to Michael Jordan. I admire his confidence tho!

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The Bucks failed BIG. Don’t lie to yourself, Giannis.

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@dreezyneverbend Ribbit-ribbit 🐸

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@wreckaaaaaa You are 30?!?😳

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@UberFacts One is a doctor in the ER division and the other does my accounting. #ingoodhands

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@NicoSmith6 If he did it smoother it would’ve looked less like travel, but homeboy looks stiffer than a board!

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Center courts has the worst men’s league around…in 3 leagues and hands down it’s awful. One referee every game and most expensive league I’m in.lmao #joke

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You think people on government assistance have options like people who bust their ass daily? LMAO cmon people. Time to wakey wakey! The long term effects of this are DEVASTATING.

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Very few people question or insult my intelligence because the fact of the matter is…my resume does the talking needed. My daily contributions show. I wake up with one goal in mind: “Be better than yesterday”

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To think if I mandated my employees to get vaccinated and boosted and for one to suddenly have a heart attack. I would be devastated!!! But thank GOD I don’t force people to do things like our wonderful government.

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@wreckaaaaaa Lmaooo I’m done! 🤣🤣 the wit you possess is impressive ngl

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@wreckaaaaaa Be careful what you wish for 😂 business years hit worse than dog years

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@NicoSmith6 Triple double kinda night 😳

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How do cashiers not know how to hand back money/change? LIKE THAT IS YOUR JOB! You don’t hand it to the customer like a boat and hope the change makes it 😂

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Adam Silver says the NBA is looking into incentive to get star players to play more games. LOL I haven’t laughed this loud all year. The millions of dollars no longer is good enough?!?! #NBAproblems

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This time of year shouldn’t be stressful. Getting gifts for loved ones shouldn’t be stressful. It’s crazy how some people make it stressful. If that’s you…get away from me!

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I think I’m ready for this year to be done 🤣 like damn I could definitely get used to NOT hearing, “Will we get it before Christmas?” LIKE YEAH IM FKN SANTA LET ME JUST MOVE MOUNTAINS. #JKNEXTYEAR

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@NicoSmith6 Haha it was a Sierra Denali. Stuck up rich dude!

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Just told this dude in a parking lot that he parked wrong and he looked back, saw he was in fact triple parking and said “oh well, that’s why I have insurance.”

LMAO smack me if I ever sound like that….please and thank you!

Entitlement doesn’t come with age I can assure you!