blake flyans

zombie 🧟

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Idk how I feel about yik yak yet

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Sorry for calling you boring twitter I was just a little dehydrated

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

I miss working at a grocery store where I could get flowers for free bro this lifestyle is costly

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Wondering what they would do if put if my position, wonder if when my shit drop do they listen

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Why do I want an independent woman to feel like she needs me?

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Airbuds gives me atleast 4 notifications a day that I listened to Drake at the same time as someone bro no shit I’m always listening to Drake

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

My type is lovebombers and avoidants if you’re normal get out my phone

[Vivian @perlucidum]

guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not

[♠️ @ayzorla]

siri the first AI to develop CTE

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

When I’m fucked up that’s the real me babe

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

LISTEN MA ILL GIVE YOU ALL OF ME GIVE ME ALL OF IT I NEED ALLLL OF IT TO MYSELFFF

[Richard “Bagwith” Beckwith @Rbagwith]

Masterclass from my boy last night #sorrychick

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Isn’t this the guy who tweeted about having 3 holes for LeBron

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

I can’t believe what I’ve just experienced today. Not in my 12 years on the internet have I ever been demeaned, belittled, and disrespected more than I was today. @jynxzi you should be ashamed of yourself. What u did today is disgraceful I no longer support you. So disappointed.

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Had the audacity to say I had a “guy bed” bitch you’re laying in percale cotton sheets that cost triple my supreme haul while resting your head on my 200 dollar pillow

[ana pau @infinitebreast_]

Life ain’t all cheeseburgers and blowjobs

[DumbTake Danny @DannyPhantom24]

Dak Prescott becomes the Cowboys' all-time leader in touchdown passes.

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

I feel the most like myself when I’m driving around at night in the rain listening to music

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

Caleb Williams is so fucking good

[blake flyans @Blakeflyans]

@erenwasrightt Pornography is his best song no question