Blake hunter

I'm that sa1ty elephant

[Blake hunter @Blakehun6]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Bruno Mars

[Peepee @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

I just finished my taxes. I owe $4,300 to Somalia and $5,700 to Israel.

[Dan @leathergregory]

Obviously his husband has just been assassinated. Let him grieve in his own way.

[issues @dadyssues]

this is what it looks like when i lock in

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

Terrible hopping and jumping form he really is a bad bunny

[RB @rbisrb]

Sign of the Day...

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How to make a totally invisible plane

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

[ٰ @05DoL]

Making the wife hit the oil rig so I can pursue my gaming career >>>

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Donald Trump accidentally posted a Spotify link to Codeine Crazy by Future before swiftly deleting the tweet

It’s unclear whether or not his account was hacked

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: Soulja Boy has submitted a bid to buy TikTok ahead of the U.S. ownership-ban deadline this Saturday

The bid was $5,000 in cash

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Fork it over, Happy Feet

[SharpeShark @SharpeShark]

Are you doing your part?

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Might as well go to the hardware store and buy a dowel. Bamboo in a perfect stick contest…fucking joke is what it is