ChardonnayPapi

30 ☀️ lover of music, video games, sports and the outdoors

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Riders Republic • 1440p/60 fps • Xbox series x
This game freakin rules

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Once I grow my hair back its over for yall fellas

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

@iamKingLos we getting rich off the white girl, K-Fed

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Cheesy bean & rice burritos are my go to at taco bell. Idc if its basic they always held me down when times were tough. 4 of em for 6 bucks? Run it 💯 😂

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

@Naded The 🐐

[Naded @Naded]

If you don't know me, here are the facts and some of my favorite accomplishments:

• 15 total Top 3 Major LAN 4v4 tournament placings
(Halo 2, 3, Reach, 4, H2A, 5)

• Halo World Championship MVP 2016 (Halo 5)

• Stride MLG Player of the Year 2009 (Halo 3)

• MLG Orlando FFA Champion 2007 (Halo 2)

• MLG Anaheim MVP 2009 (Halo 3)

• MLG Dallas FFA Champion 2012 (Halo 4)

• Winter X-Games Bronze Medalist 2016 (Halo 5)

• Many MLG Pro Choice awards (Halo 2, Halo 3)
Best Sniper
Best Pure Slayer
Best Power Weapon Control
Most Clutch Player
Hardest To Kill Player
Most Unpredictable Player
and more...

• Many wins in a variety of online 1v1/2v2/4v4/8v8 tournaments (Halo 2, 3, Reach, 4, H2A, 5)

• Signed to a 2-year $250K Twitch contract (2021-2022)

• Made over 1 million dollars competing/streaming the game

• Been to over 100+ live in-person events (2005-Now)

• Featured on many TV channels, including ESPN, USA Network, Food Network, and the Science Channel

• One of the most consistent and long-tenured pros in Halo, placing in the top 8 almost every event

• Widely known as one of the best individual players in Halo multiplayer

• Started competing in 2005, began streaming Halo in 2011, still streaming it today, and making a living gaming Halo!

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

I went to the gym 2 days in a row for maybe the first time ever including one early morning session and I am simply bragging about it here

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Apparently pinky sticking out while sipping a drink signified that you had an STD historically? 😞 im def done that before thinking I was fancy 😞

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Liquid IV is crazy bro like how can I do tequila shots and feel like a million bucks in the morning 😂

[Bakes @NathanBaker_]

Fuck, I guess my Twitter is sad boy hours.

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

old friend sent me this a long time ago and somehow I missed it. She got me crying in da club rn 💔

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

@ThegirlJT Ion work jobs bitch i amma job😈

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

I used to be in trenches and by the trenches I mean The Cesspool Castle

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Who should I go to for a fade haircut in Joplin? Thinking about Reed’s Barber

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

A new place just opened .3 miles from my house and they have an entire birria menu…quesabirria, birria ramen, birria fries, etc….used to pray for times like this! 🙏

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

@ZachJaggars yeah. SkyWest is like partnered with United. the only airline at the Joplin airport lol

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

Interview for skywest airlines this morning ✅
It’s minimum wage and part time, but could be a foot in the door to work for a good company so hopefully I get it. Also free flights is one of the perks ✈️

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

There’s every good reason for letting you go
She’s sneaky and smoked out and it’s starting to show

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

When you need your birth certificate for the first time in forever but have absolutely zero recollection of where it could be 😅 headed to the health department I guess

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

My dad got me a new mattress but it was too firm so I got this fancy latex foam mattress topper and it’s sooo nice. I’d recommend to anyone who doesn’t totally love their new mattress or is looking to extend the life of it

[ChardonnayPapi @BlakeJohnston4L]

At a D2 women’s college basketball game and I’m about to be that guy and scream at the refs….these old bald mfs don’t know ball 😂