The Space Cowboy

Thank you for calling Olga's.

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

Gettin Slammed™️

[Christian Kaiser @kaiseronarolla]

@nickusen Mothra

[nick usen @nickusen]

godzilla vs. kong

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

I can’t believe that phone scammers say I’m wasting their time when I make up random credit card numbers. The audacity!

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

Which comical holiday greeting is better?

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

I mean it should be elementary school drinking fountain rules. One two three that’s enough for me

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

This is BS! Both of these raisins have already got to live in the White House, give somebody else a turn

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

when my friend courtney asks what kind of nachos i want

[REBUG @rebugmp4]

Important!!

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

I had a blister on my thumb all week and let that boy pop all natural. Might be the most grown up thing I have ever done

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

Same

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

If anyone is remotely surprised that the Tiger King: Joe Exotic might be a lil bit racist, please socially distance yourself

[The Space Cowboy @BlakeLancaster_]

It’s hard being productive when you wake up, go to class, and it’s already 5 o’clock

[Savannah Lancaster @srlancaster]

Day 2 of quarantine: Blake has started speaking only in riddles

[ִ ࣪𖤐 @curlyyonce]

Me eating all of my quarantine groceries in the first night