Blake

had a fever of 103 when I was a baby , has been all down hill ever since

[Andy McBroom @AndyJMacc]

Like I said, Canada is how people around the world think the United States is

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

This is an unbelievable clip. CBC says the Conservatives have said crime statistics have increased over the last 11 years so what do you have to say to your critics that the Liberals have made Canada less safe.
Sean Fraser : Take what they say with a grain of salt…..but yes crime has increased… what a clown.

He then dismisses the fact that crime is going up but anyone pointing it out are clearly politically motivated.

The most laughable part is him ending with, we’ve done our job because we are listening to people who understand the problem. Funny how come you ignored them over the last 11 years?

[Amy Eileen Hamm @preta_6]

Try lowering your elbows and then raising them again

[malmesburyman @malmesburyman]

I’d say that’s a strong argument for making Alberta the 51st state.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

We all know someone who would do this:

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

SABRES:
✅ sing along to O Canada
✅ love Labatt and Tim Hortons
✅ welcome everyone from across the border

HABS:
❌ tried to separate from Canada
❌ eat "St-Hubert's" or something
❌ will send you to jail if you speak English

I know who Canada's team is

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Sidney Crosby when he watches Gritty eat a living penguin in front of him

[Marc Emery @MarcScottEmery]

The Sikhs are a menace to Canada and Canadians. This details their infiltration and corruption rotting Canada’s institutions, from police, border security, Parliament, immigration, vote banking, drug trafficking, extortion.

Very important thread! 👇🏼

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Im being 100% serious there was zero chance Trump was gona blow up the world right before the Masters

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Crazy that the natives can block in 6 RCMP cruisers because their illegal pot shop got raided

FORCE the officers to flee on foot

SMASH up their cars overnight, PISS IN them

but the truckers got a national emergency declared for dancing and bouncy castles.

[Ryan Williams 🇨🇦 | The Competition Guy @Ryan_r_Williams]

Every country facing $100 oil:

🇦🇺 Australia: fuel tax cut in half
🇪🇸 Spain: fuel tax relief
🇮🇹 Italy: fuel tax cuts
🇵🇱 Poland: major fuel tax cuts
🇵🇹 Portugal: fuel tax relief
🇫🇷 France: targeted subsidies
🇩🇪 Germany: price controls

🇨🇦 Canada: raised industrial carbon price 16%

[Herb Powell @Humanlty1o1]

So apparently you can't be CEO of Air Canada if you don't speak French but It's perfectly cool to have immigrant drs, DMV agents, and public-facing government workers who can't even speak English or French.

[Alberta-Leonidas @AlbertaLeonidas]

So when can we expect the resignations of desjardins ceo?

hydro-quebec ?

loto-quebec?

those are all run by francophones who do not allow English

that's how we do things right?

[The Pleb 🇨🇦 @truckdriverpleb]

NDP supporters wave a Palestine flag on stage after announcing their new leader

Not a single Canadian flag was on that stage

These commies are ridiculous

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

Tiger Woods was always claimed as Black but every few years, he reminds you he’s also Asian.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This is payback for beating them in hockey

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

Tiger Woods and his car keys when it's time to flip some cars over

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

If the Quebecois wanted every CEO to speak French all the time, they should have fought harder at the Plains of Abraham. 🤷‍♂️

[Chef Paul Shufelt @ChefPaulShufelt]

People died. Because of a terrible accident. One that likely could have been avoided. And people are worried about how many languages the CEO of a company apologized in? I’m sorry, but we have lost our fucking minds.