Jared Blanco

Cocktail Nerd. Half Man, Half Rum, Full Degenerate.

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

26 yr old cuddles with 18 yo pretending to be a 21 yr old for an entire night and playfully tickles her stomach at one point. In what world does this sound like SA to a normal person?

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@gaming_on_high @TheOmniLiberal Didn't know 2 sentences was long, but then again I can read above a 3rd grade level so I apologize if it was hard for you. You didn't reference anything before, feel free to post some evidence of your claim though cause it sounds like horseshit lol

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@onmoron1 @PragmaticTd @JaceorAce @ThatsNoa Using black people as political props while doing essentially nothing for black people as a whole? Yeah, a racist would probably do that

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@JesusIsKing203 @itsdeaann @Cobratate I mean, if God is omnipotent and Jesus is also God, would that mean Jesus knows what's its like to get fucked in the ass?

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@psych0kn0t_ @InfamousDenton "You will eat the bugs and you will like it" - Abe or something

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@gaming_on_high @TheOmniLiberal Buddy, you're using USAID as a boogieman. You have to have single digit IQ for that, along with that awful comeback. Go get someone to read you a book or two, since you obviously cant yourself, and you might get up double digits soon

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@libertytanuki @ultrasexhaver69 Real

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@gaming_on_high @TheOmniLiberal Found the retard lol

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

The new Babadook flick looks like a hit

[snow @Cirnose]

all over the world, extremely hot girls

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

Orders a Titos and Vodka with a jaw clench that The Street Sharks would be jealous of. Hits on the hot bartender passive aggressively then calls her a bitch under his breath when she walks away. Tips less than 5%, but the busboy is selling him his 8ths for 65 a pop out back by the dumpsters.

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

You'll love what this is referring to

[Caz @CaznCastn]

@Cirnose Why did u turn him into Dave Blunts

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

Reaching levels of cringe previously thought impossible

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Making govt waste an offer it can’t refuse

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@Czar_Of_Silly

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Premier of Ontario, Canada has cancelled contract with Elon Musk's Starlink and banned US companies from government contracts

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

Hey FUCKFACE

JFK ESTABLISHED THE AGENCY YOU JUST ELIMINATED

HE DRAFTED THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT YOU MADE DEI ILLEGAL

HE FOUGHT FASCISM AND COMMUNISM

STARED DOWN RUSSIA AND DID NOT BLINK

you’re a FOREIGN FUCKING AGENT

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

@TheRoyalSerf

[Jared Blanco @BlancoFlaco91]

Doesn't even need context. IYKYK

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Just so we’re clear,

This piece of shit Convicted Felon and 5 time draft dodger,

Along with a low ranking POG REMF “Combat Correspondent” (who’s never engaged in actual combat).

Attacked the leader of a nation who has fought along side his fellow countrymen.

Trump and Vance are a fucking joke.
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