Blantyre Boogies FC

Official Worldwide account for Blantyre Boogies FC. Established October 2018. 0 league titles 0 league cups. 4 wins. That’s what we call history.

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@chally_lfc @jamieb_598 @TomosMorgan Who’s your money on everyone? 💵

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As we approach the end of the season on fantasy football the pressure has intensified. Who will win the two horse race? Will @chally_lfc be victorious or will @jamieb_598 get it over the line? Is there any hope for current champion @TomosMorgan to retain his worthy title?

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@alexkent98 @chally_lfc @jamieb_598 @TomosMorgan @toby_greenlees Relying on this fraud for points

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Could there be a late push from @alexkent98 or is hit and miss as the season before? Will @toby_greenlees hit 1900 points? I guess we’ll find out #blantyreboogies #fantasyfootball

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5 likes and I’ll expose Uncle Boobs’s nudes 🍆

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@TomosMorgan extends his contract for a season with the option of water breaks after 5 minutes after tracking back once and being out of breath for the majority of last season. Maybe two or three sprints a game this season?🤔 #uptheboogies

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@chally_lfc @alexkent98 Rumours are he funds the history department🤔

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@alexkent98 has decided to extrend his Blantyre contract to an extra year as he plans to resit the year so he can stay with the Blantyre Bitches in 4th year. You heard it here first👀 #cheekykenty #uptheboogies

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@jamieb_598 returns from a short spell with his bird in Amsterdam smoking dope and eating them dodgy mushrooms. With a new contract can he better himself at the back?🤔 #thewall #stoner #uptheboogies

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Our goalkeeper @Communistjoe is back from Africa after a short loan at @GorMahia_FC. He survived malaria so I’m sure he can stop less than 10 going in every week?🤔🤝 #uptheboogies #TheLionKing

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@chally_lfc @joshstubbs__ Proudly sponsored by @LivingAutismuk through our Tony. @toby_greenlees believes his condition and ability has inspired the Merseyside area that anything is possible through hard work and determination. #uptheboogies

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New season is upon us. We came, we saw and we nearly conquered last season. 10 likes and we will reveal our newest addition to the Blantyre family. #uptheboogies

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@chally_lfc @joshstubbs__ Can extra per goal. Minus a can for shouting at Tony.

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@chally_lfc @joshstubbs__ After a short loan to boy in the striped pyjamas FC with the new haircut the colossus in the middle @joshstubbs__ signs a deal up until Christmas. This deal will run until he’s skint (one game maybe two) #uptheboogies

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@chally_lfc @joshstubbs__ We can confirm that our star player @chally_lfc has signed a lifetime contract with an upgraded contract of 4 cans of his choice after the match. Send us a GIF of your reaction to this great news! #uptheboogies

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@EnglandRugby

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@joshstubbs__ @toby_greenlees @alexkent98 Kent late en route now

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STARTING X- GK-@Communistjoe CB-@jamieb_598 CDM-@TomosMorgan CAM-@joshstubbs__ ST- @chally_lfc #uptheboogies

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The magical trio looking to tear the game apart tonight 🔥