🅱️randon 🦠✨🌻

there's bravery in being soft | he/him 🇸🇪🇺🇸

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I place kindness at the top of my list of human virtues. A fat ass is a close second.

[eli @rpfscholar]

‘twas the night before 9/11

[cob @sillierdeadite]

some of my favorite jumpscares

[chavua lipa @balkanchav]

hey diva... can I call you diva? im detective fierce, you're not in trouble boots, were just trying to get the tea on this situation

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2025 is 25% complete.

[not beanie @beaniebbl]

i hope all my shawties, slimes, and shooters are wearing their SPF ☀️

[chase @cfree94]

if a diva clocks a tea, but no one is around to gag, does it even make a slay

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

Mathematicians: I wish our subject was more relatable to the general public
Also mathematicians: A compact, connected, orientable, irreducible, atoroidal 3-orbifold with non-empty singular locus has a geometric structure

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Toxcyk @_toxicblonde]

“I’m on top” “I’m on bottom” okay???? I just fell through the dawnbreaker boat for the millionth time???

[🅱️randon 🦠✨🌻 @Blarndon]

@trashleypugh goblin ass tweet

[🅱️randon 🦠✨🌻 @Blarndon]

@trashleypugh retweet

[Santa fucker supreme @RodsRodRods]

The male nurse from the substance: