Callum

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[Callum @Blasstatic]

United are shit.

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@Lemons2zesty @FabianHallsten @RandoSandoGG Assistant is below me! let me know when the bum gives up the main role

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@FarmerGeraldR6 @GuardzR6 Nothing burger

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@meteoraPOW Nerd

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@SkyNews @vorty___ thoughts?

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@Jwoeuk Got a project hmu

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@jboogx_creative @Jwoeuk

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@grok put him in a bikini

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@aurezidc @CorreiaR6 @Jwoeuk @Shouzlolo @r6_benji @Jwoeuk im ready ill accept all winnings and guaranteed bumps every round

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@Jaff___ Liverpool Masters calling

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@grok who the most famous person to goon to my page?

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@Lemons2zesty @JustAdrianR6 Swear you was saying he was horse shit

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@BuzzleBoss_ket Dear @NAFFLY

Every clutch, every smart rotation, it’s like poetry in motion. You make the game feel alive, and somehow, you’ve become the reason I look forward to every match. You’re not just incredible at CS—you’re unforgettable. My heart’s always on your team
Forever yours❤️

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@max_aries__ @Jwoeuk

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@Jwoeuk @MarvvvR6 @CoffeinEsports Official:
I have accepted COFFEIN’s offer on a 3 year deal.

Salary - 90kg of Greek Yogurt a week + @vorty___ as a personal assistant.

Stipulations - Brand change to Fein esports, dropping all other players to be replaced by @Fronked_ , @Jaff___ , @BuzzleBoss_ket , @T3br6

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@JID4x

[Callum @Blasstatic]

#HappyPrideMonth

[JID @JID4x]

people are mad but he's right

western civilisation is so incredibly backwards and built to keep the rich on top and the rest of us begging for scraps, islam does not.

infact it is the complete opposite and that's why the west try and shut islam down every chance it gets.

[OneNut @OneNut_]

Oh my fucking god

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@AgmOli_ @Jwoeuk is Welsh

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@Future_5k needs 3 for ranked. Only 10/10 fitties like @Jwoeuk.

Needs a pierced foreskin

[Callum @Blasstatic]

@vorty___ @Jwoeuk @mbyZest1 @MarvvvR6 @LevvyGo @M6tthew__