beefbawl

6’ , meatball sub, pepperjack cheese, lettuce, chipotle southwest, sweet onion, and barbecue sauce

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[doe @dum__doe]

it’s cum in your pants Wednesday

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[pisssippa @pisssippa]

Y’all fucked up and gave me too much money I just bought the WinRAR license

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

My cat vomited on the tiles and not the rug. Everyone clap please.

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Just did this to a nigga talking down on Little Caesars

[파르페 @thebbbb43]

악몽 때려준다는 우사기.. 너무 믿음직스러워
뭐든 다 해결해줄거같은 안정형토끼

[nicolas CODE VERONICA REMAKE @saotoruu]

sometimes i cant believe this is my contribution to society

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[rudy🇵🇸 @rudysaintclaire]

Burger King foot lettuce