Blaxus

Overcompensating lack of pp size with magic internet money.

[Hesse Philosophy @HermannHessed]

"You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains".

— Hunter S. Thompson

[Blaxus @BlaxusETH]

@ready_co You reduced the cashback from 3% to basically ~1% with more complexity and call it an upgrade?

[Neet @neet_sol]

fake jobs:
- lawyer
- accountant
- doctor
- engineer

real jobs:
- crypto trader
- course seller
- indoor fish farmer
- kick streamer

[cloudz @cloudz]

successfully just round-tripped the whole bull market

[Ashot Gabrelyanov @gabrelyanov]

Regular 2026 day be like:

9:30 — Stock market crash
11:15 — Crypto crash
13:20 — Housing market crash

Lunch

15:20 — Oil crash
16:15 — AI bubble burst

Dinner

[chriscxxss @chriscxss]

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don’t need to sell me a course too.

[jeetsbyNav @jeetsbyNav]

My peak net worth is tattooed in my mind like the prisoner number on an Auschwitz Jew

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Portfolio is evaporating and she just asked me if I’d love her if she was a toaster

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"After this cycle i'm gonna buy a house, car and finally live my own life"

Me right now:

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

"welcome back diamond hands, how was the moon?"

[Route 2 FI @Route2FI]

It's been a god run, lads.

Back to my real job.

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Since Trumps inauguration

BTC is down 16%
Serious alts are down 20-50%
Clown alts are down infinite

Crypto president my ass

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

the lion is down 7-figures today.

[luke✰ @lukestaydipped]

“Fashion nigga” and he just got some big ass pants on

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

AMD has joined the party

[Pepijn Leonard Demortier @PepijnDemortier]

This and mass deportations

[atlas @reatlashype]

Having a girl when your bag is down is the worst

You’ll be down $100k in a day and she’ll still ask where you’re going for dinner

Like bro, we might not eat for weeks what are you talking about

[wavefnx @wavefnx]

hit 'em with the hyber beem

[Mayne @Tradermayne]

The lion does not concern himself with “proper risk management”