The High Five

The adventures of Stoner Mitch and his crew: Smokey the Bear, Stretch, Brock, and Kitty the Tiger

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I have pussy and cookies what more do I need?" - Smokey

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Only imaginary people can smoke this!" - Constable Jones #JustImaginaryThings

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Now remember two things: Agriculture and Microbiology." - Dino

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I don't give a shit about your munch, Loney!" - Brock

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Who's wallet is this?" - Constable Jones
"Yours." - Kitty
"Does this look like me?!?" - Constable Jones

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I'm gonna rub your dick." - Constable Jones #stilldrunk

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I'm getting married! " - Constable Jones #drunk

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Let's do it. Let's all shit our pants." - Constable Jones

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I don't want to toss them to the wind, they're pennies! I wanna save them to throw in fountains." - Constable Jones

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Oh, I just power hit my hand into his ass." - Constable Jones

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"So---" - Constable Jones
"Never doubt the worm." - Kitty

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"Wait I'm just hitting the steamroller?" - Babycakes

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I rap so hard." - Wheels
"That was a jingle though." - Constable Jones
#NameChange

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Staring me down taking a dick of donut." - Brock

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"So is white bitch a disease now?"-Brock
"I don't know, but three of us already have AIDS, so I don't think white bitch is a problem"-Kitty

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

She's really buoyant. If nothing else she's something for the kids to hold on to if they're drowning. - Babycakes

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"I'll suck on a lime just because." - Cookie

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

RT to pass

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

"Does he smoke weed? No? Sounds like a dick! Fuck that guy!" - Smokey

[The High Five @BlazedBall]

Hash dicks and tablets of acid. - Smokey