blaze

LET THE BRAINROT OUTTTTT

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

its infuriating looking at the most obvious case of machiavellianism being rewarded but you kept giving people the benefit of the doubt🫩

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

bad piggies has always been better than angry birds I cannot keep the truth hidden

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My mother has a playlist consisting of salsa remixes of every possible popular song you can think of. She calls it "the best of both worlds" when in reality it's mixing chocolate with pizza to create diarrhea

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

I want a Costco hot dog so bad but I am still recovering after the wisdom teeth removal

Costco please I love you don't leave me

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

Treehouses are the biggest lie of all time. Have you seen a treehouse in real life? I sure as fuck haven't. Everyone and their mom wanted a treehouse, but no one had one. They are a myth fabricated by tv shows and movies

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

They took my wisdom teeth.💔

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

The dentist is going to beat the shit out of me and steal all 4 of my wisdom teeth

ayudame porf

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

First day of school, a student within minutes of knowing me gave me a water bottle for free because I’m “such a great guy"

I want to drink from my own bottle because it's a lot colder, but I don't want to look like an ass to the kid LOL

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

Thanos beatbox is a pinnacle of human achievement

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I miss tralalero tralala

[macko ❤️ @Macko_MT]

WHOOP HIS AHH DAREDEVIL - The Final Showdown Edition

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

do NOT ever spell iPod

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I won't forget watching an analysis video of a manga and they defend it's pathetically horrendous pacing with "just read it slower"

your movies have shit pacing? Just speed it up or slow it down!!!

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

I think Ponyo is a great movie, but every time I watch it I cannot help but be reminded of the time when I was 6 years old and I tried to take my pet fish to school in a mug

[Cozy @cosyposter]

loops

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

TOES BEFORE HOES

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

do NOT EVER disrespect my GOAT, my IDOL, my MENTOR, my REASON TO LIVE: Pitbull, aka Mr. Worldwide

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I'm going to have all four of my wisdom teeth removed

FUCK anesthesia and sedation, I am taking this shit like a REAL MAN

[blaze @BlazeFlipnotes]

I don't care about a girl's looks, I only care about her sole🦶