Chandler Koziol

Student, loves dogs more than people, wants to die (he/him)

[James L. Sutter (THE GHOST OF US out now!) @jameslsutter]

The whole concept of health insurance preauthorization is such a blatant scam. "Your doctor prescribed this, but a different doctor we pay to tell us whether we have to spend money on you said it wasn't necessary." Gee, good thing that 2nd doc doesn't have a conflict of interest!

[krifteen @kristineisgreat]

cancer is an awful, awful thing

[Monika @lilmonix3]

my new year's resolution is to pretend i have the willpower to magically fix all my problems

[pw @petewentz]

Merry Christmas if you celebrate- my dog did by peeing in my dishwasher this morning 👌🏻

[Monika @lilmonix3]

time for presents: 🆗

time for food: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Chandler Koziol @BlazeofLight]

@TrentWeister 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏��👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Scott Hoying @scotthoying]

Happy #Pride2017 month! My timeline is rich with acceptance & love. I truly feel honored to be part of such a beautiful community! ❤💛💚💙💜

[Adam Rodriguez @_Adam_Rodriguez]

Take a good look at the moon when you get a chance. It's beautiful. You can forget, unless you look at it long enough to remember.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Did you have a good day at school?

6-year-old: That's not how school works.

[Scott Hoying @scotthoying]

"I ate taco bell and a chicken, & I threw up in the kitchen" is a real lyric I wrote yesterday. ugh being so profound is EXHAUSTING

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

i literally didn't even plan to live this long and now i have start making plans for my life and shit

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Good morning
I know it seems like everyone left
w/o you for the party
& those stepsisters suck
but us woodland creatures are on your side

[Avi Kaplan @Avi_Kaplan]

Be proud of who you are. Always.

[popular slut @kindslut]

break ur own heart be independent

[Chandler Koziol @BlazeofLight]

Please #boycottsplitmovie because the mentally ill deserve better than another movie that is going to teach dangerous stereotypes

[Chandler Koziol @BlazeofLight]

@nrobert0037 well thats probably because its gonna be a bad horror movie