–– alex

wrestler. musician. professional smartass. fueled by loud guitars, bad decisions & spite. detroit raised.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

⠀⠀ ･｡ﾟ╱⋰ 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐘

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ wrestler. motor city machine gun. musician. competitive. sarcastic. always looking for the next fight, riff, or bad idea. detroit made. 18+. parody. ms. bisexual.

-ˏˋ ↻ &. ♡ ˎˊ-

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@HookLineS7nker That is an alarmingly specific childhood fear. And somehow, given the history of this business, I can't even tell you that you were wrong to be concerned.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

What’s something you were absolutely convinced was true as a kid that turned out to be completely wrong? I feel like this could get dangerous.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@KickzSoElite Come here.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

“Hopefully” is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Take it easy, get it checked if it doesn’t improve, and maybe try not to injure yourself in another brawl for five minutes. Dad’s asking nicely.

[The Kingswitch | Not @JayWhiteNZ @switchtheblade_]

I don't think I'll need one. I should be fine, hopefully.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

You injured yourself during a tailgate brawl? Jay, that's not exactly the answer I was hoping for. Are you going to need a physical therapist?

[The Kingswitch | Not @JayWhiteNZ @switchtheblade_]

Injured myself during the tailgate brawl.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

How'd that happen?

[The Kingswitch | Not @JayWhiteNZ @switchtheblade_]

Injured Switchblade.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@switchtheblade_ I suddenly can't go because I'm sick.

Or just really don't want to drive.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@switchtheblade_ Absolutely.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@switchtheblade_ I need coffee so badly.

[USE ' HEY / ✉️ ' - ENGLISH ONLY @INTLRPFESS]

hey drop POV of dating you.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

That's so inspirational.

[𝔄 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔙𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 @BowToRegality]

its finally CLITOBER🍑🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Clit sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET ☝️FINGERED☝️ BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩DRACULA💉 PUSSY🍑💦

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@switchtheblade_ I know I was.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

Yeah, fifteen months on the shelf will definitely give you some perspective. I’m glad you came out of it feeling good about where you’re at, though. And hearing you say that about me means a lot.

[The Kingswitch | Not @JayWhiteNZ @switchtheblade_]

Well being injured for fifteen months does really kick some humbleness into someone. I'm proud of where I've become, where you've become, it does feel nice.

[Christiano Covino 🏴‍☠️🐧🥶🤌 CEO, @StayT00NED 👀 @heyChristiano]

Okay. This had me dying laughing…

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

This throwback goes to CM Punk, obviously. He's one of those people who I have loads of history and a deep bond with. He's helped me and pushed me to be better; literally pulled me up with him.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

His loss then, right?

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕮𝖆𝖌𝖊| 𝑱𝒂𝒚. (Parody) @OutworkedLegacy]

Yeeeeah.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

Oh, my bad.

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕮𝖆𝖌𝖊| 𝑱𝒂𝒚. (Parody) @OutworkedLegacy]

He called me his father in the one segment so.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

Oh, I’m sure I’ll come up with something eventually. Unfortunately, unlike you, I have the survival instinct to keep it away from the popsicle aisle. Besides, if you keep brainstorming like this, I’m gonna have to start charging you for any of my brain damage.

[𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛 𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗚 @southieshitbag]

Listen pal, just cause you’re mad I had a great idea it doesn’t mean you gotta be all salty. You’ll come up with something too eventually.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

@UriahNoLimits If you create one then count me in.

[–– alex @BleachAndRiot]

👀

[𝑼𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒉 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔 @UriahNoLimits]

I wanna group of boys to be in a group chat and just talk about anything and everything with.