Bleach Daiquiri

Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse.

[liz @anticapitalizm]

if you live in nyc and ever call the fucking cops about a noise complaint you don’t actually want to live here. you just want to cosplay living in a fun city while actually being a huge loser narc. move to westchester you boring old bitch

[NEO @MULLET_FAN_NEO]

ME TO THE PERSON WHO INVENTED BEER

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

interesting thread about why you should not be freaked out re: alleged declines in sperm count or testosterone

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

i've mulled it over for a few months, and now, at last, i've decided that it is time for you all to gaze upon the new york times crossword beef again