𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘

𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐘. 𝐏𝐎𝐏 𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

if I were a woman, I’m positive that I would have big tits and a gorgeous pussy.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

started watching “La Mansion VIP” for my mexican queen, Odette, but I instantly fell in love with La Cukis 😭💕

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

all I want is someone who I can have fun with (sexual or non-sexual, IDGAF) but without the fucking drama!!

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

I won’t respond to you unless you have one hundred and forty trillion dollars

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

the world is so lucky to have me

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

just caught up with RHOSLC and I can’t believe yall were really on here defending Angie’s stupid cringy ass. Also, fuck Heather.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

if I had to make a prediction Schumer will NOT be the next Senate Majority Leader but Hakeem Jeffries will unfortunately be the next Speaker of the House

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

wtf? I went to a cafe and got a coffee and they made me pay for it. this is not what I voted for!

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

decided to celebrate my upcoming birthday in San Francisco. I have two months to plan this out, i’m so excited!

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

might as well just grab me by the balls and drag me around the street

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

first of all, suck my fucking dick. second of all, suck my fucking cock.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

gay men are so annoying. we should throw them in mental asylums like the good ole days

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

i’m not gonna try and sleep anymore. i’m over it. no more bedtime for me.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

submitting a picture of my balls to the wikipedia balls page

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

gave my dick a haircut and I fucking hate it. time to chop it off.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

i’m at my most fertile when listening to Ariana Grande

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

can’t wait to start my shift at the jacking off factory so I can jack off

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

Slayyyter released this at the right time because this song perfectly describes how I feel about this guy. HEY BOYYYYYY.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

The difference is that Texas Dems have been working tirelessly to build their party infrastructure, while the CA GOP is run by a bunch of retards who keep nominating far-right candidates.

[Duane Dichiara @DuaneDichiara]

If Democrats can win TX Republicans can win CA. One difference is that the press in TX, largely left of center, held Republicans collectively responsible for their governance. In CA the press, largely left of center, does not hold Democrats collectively responsible.

[𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐘 @Bleachedh0le]

sorry but I can’t take Marco Rubio and his abnormally large ears seriously

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

Marco Rubio expected to step down and launch bid to be next US president https://t.co/m5PNZcDJOr