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🚨Julian Alvarez is still being kept captive by Atletico Madrid. Barcelona are preparing a rescue team

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🚨Florentino Pérez is reportedly in love with Michael Olise 🇫🇷

Olise does not feel the same saying

🗣: "he's too old for me"

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@blaqboysola True

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@seunv_x 😭😂

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@JosephSir73112 😂😂

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@Joelwaiswa6 😂😂

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@marliyn23 You'll get there

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@TheHateCentral https://t.co/ylTy4mf9Ph

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🚨BREAKING: Liam Delap is set to be the first ever winner of the Ballon D'ont trophy

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@org_blacksheep Yesserski

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🚨Kylian Mbappe and Diddy are rumoured to be dating

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BITW

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@FabrizioRomano https://t.co/LcAcW0soAS

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Rafael Leao couldn't survive In AC Milan. What makes him think he can survive in the Premier League or LaLiga?🤔

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@jmRMCF Where's your trophy?

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@Ray_RMCF How many trophies did you win last season 🤔?

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I would rather go to Barcelona. At least I can win trophies there

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🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise.

Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report.

Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.

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@BarcaUniversal The GOAT

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@heis_fede Vadverse deadass failed to beat tchoumeni

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@heis_fede Madrid deadass failed to win a trophy

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💙❤️
16 goals
12 assists
28 G/A in 28 games.

Lamine Yamal Is The Official LaLiga Player of the Season 🌟

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🚨💣 BREAKING: Arsenal FC have still not won the Champions League!

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@Asensii20 Who the heck would want to sign for Madrid in the first place?