09’ Mike Jones

rap or go to the league.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Wowwwwwww

JORDAN WALKER

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Sit back, take an edible, and think about how "Obama needs $1 billion for a ballroom" would get covered in 2011.

[Paul @BabbleBronx]

Alex Rodriguez

14 x Allstar
10 x Silver Slugger
3 x AL MVP
2 x Gold Glove
3,115 Hits
2,086 RBI’s
695 Home Runs
.295 Batting Average
World Series Champion
Most Career Grand Slams

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

Fetty Wap, Steph Curry and ISIS literally ran the world in 2015

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

this is going to turn into one of the most forgotten home runs in baseball history isn't it

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LEBRON JAMES HAS OFFICIALLY BEATEN FATHER TIME!!!! 🤯

THREE INSANE DUNKS IN THE 1ST HALF 😭😭😭

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🫡🇺🇸

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!

TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

That race in the final NCAA 200m prelim! 🔥

20.11 (.105) - Garrett Kaalund (USC)
20.11 (.106) - Jelani Watkins (Arkansas) - PB

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When Derek Jeter and Andy Pettitte went to the mound to take Mariano Rivera out for the final time.

[Marcus Whitman @TFG_Football]

That South Park special where the Plumbers and Electricians end up driving sports cars and running the town is definitely our future.

[dustin @DJ_DoesSports]

I don’t care what team you’re a fan of,

It’s Jameis Winston catching a TD.

[Pratik @PatelESPN]

they played 25 mins together

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

15 30 37 38 45 47

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

This is like that parable of the man in a flood. A rowboat comes - "No, God will save me." A motorboat comes - "No, God will save me." A helicopter comes - "No, God will save me." He drowns and asks God why He didn't save him. And God says, "I sent you two boats and helicopter!"

[Andreas Hale @AndreasHale]

I have never seen anything like this. I’d just leave the ring, the building and the country.

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

“The Dodgers are ruining baseball!” As a 97 win team trades their ace because they don’t want to pay him lmfao