Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉

ℹKris, 30+, 🇨🇦, they/them; 🏃🏽💨 mostly elsewhere, now I only use this app when I’m pooping

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

should probably pin this now that I’m over there so much more often

if you want writing excerpts, updates about new work, or to find me in general moving forward, I’m at https://t.co/aaRHZzdtJo 🫡

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

“Unless you are one of them, it’s negligible.” Jesus fucking Christ, hyper-individualism is going to finally, actually end our shit, isn’t it?

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

@MissSutekina @ChaChaChillaTTV THIS. BlossumVT got in arguably worse hot water a few months ago, complete with terrible Google Doc apology. She apologized again, went silent on Twitter for a while, continued to stream, and now she’s back like nothing happened. Worst possible move is to keep talking about drama

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

literally redownloading this app like twice a day solely to check for updates to the comic Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned 2 by @/63roku63

(in which, btw, IT’S HAPPENING, OH MY GOD, THEY’RE GONNA KISS, THEY’RE GONNA TOUCH WEENS)

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

(Also I’m home now, so time to redelete this hell app 🫡 peace and blessings, y’all have fun with that el oh el)

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

The casual sex discourse on here really shows how all online discourse now rapidly devolves into a series of gotchas, so there’s no point in engaging with it. It’s just a bunch of chronically online people quipping at each other in an attempt to get the snarkiest last word.

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

on a trip so ass that I redownloaded Twitter so I can have a less annoying reason to be pissed off LOL

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

@cadejamesss @pinkhoopsss @kenzie__xcx You should look into some of the forums that follow these dudes, many of them have been extensively documented reoffending over the years. If anything, the fact that they were able to be put on TV without facing major real consequences just reinforced the behaviour.

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

redownloaded twitter for exactly 3 minutes just so I can say LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ the new date everything controversy 💀from the jump I’ve been wondering, and it’s now more pertinent than ever: who the FUCK does their socials??? bruh…

ANYWAY ok back to any platform but this 🫡

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

even as the use-while-pooping app, I truly can’t help but feel like this place is horrific for mental health regardless the smallness of the dose, so I think I’m gonna grab my world news elsewhere and delete this garbage off my phone again. 🫡 see you on bluesky for writing stuff

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

Honestly, the whole list felt weird to me, so I did a little digging and YUP that course is essentially a totally theoretical course that’s sold to schools and such. Presentations include “dowsing rods to expel negative energy”, so I wouldn’t put much stock in this empathy slide.

[doodlelotl @Doodlelot]

I will never understand why "sharing similar experiences from your own life" is supposed to be bad?? 😭 it shows me that the person listening to me knows what im talking about cause they went through something similar. Like am I crazy for feeling this way??

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

I crave someone to talk about this with irl, but unfortunately it comes with so much lore and backstory that it’s nearly impossible to capture how truly unhinged the whole thing is from top to bottom. Like what do you MEAN there are MORE gofundmes??? 😭

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

so that person who faked their own death in the name of proshipping and then had like a full extended mental health crisis (still going btw) is now going full mask off “I deserve to be acknowledged above others and it’s bullshit that no one is paying attention to ME”.

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

wtf do you mean they then took it to x dot com to duke it out on the timeline in several-hundred-word-long threads like either one of them had a shred of moral high ground??? 😭 oh no, unfortunately I find this all compellingly insane.

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

every time I think “ok, I’ve seen the craziest fandom thing,” hrtwt hits me with a “hold my beer”.

because wtf do you mean a known stalker of famous young men got introduced to the five fingers on ANOTHER stalker’s hand while BOTH were staking out Connor Storrie’s hotel??

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

Watching the kudos-to-hits ratio get worse and worse on old fics, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, READERS (read: I, too, reread the same 200 fics on a loop)

[modern day sisyphus 🌈☁️ @deliharrr]

I got mad so I made this image. I’ll start using it from now on

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

MAN that fandom really had it the best in that they had a whole fan movie PLUS sequel get made, and both are like…actually watchable. Cheesy, but well done with a lot of heart. I gotta get back into some Reed900 fic fr 🥹

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

*squinting at my timeline and realizing the uptick in a specific fandom presence is because an old moot is getting into a fandom I’ve silently loved for years* is that…DETROIT BECOME HUMAN YAOI?? 👀

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

Human beings are so lovely in small communities and yet so destructive systemically, I no longer have it in me to value the former over the latter. I simply wonder if cancer cells also find each other funny; if they, too, marvel at the beauty of their host as they destroy it.

[Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them 🍉 @BleedingType]

MAN I miss when the block function actually worked, this FYP is a particular nightmare lately