👑Berlin 👑

God first. Football brings me joy. Fan of underdogs

[Ser Gert @cincodajoker]

This is actually kinda scary ngl

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Tyler Perry's mind is so insane. I'm speechless lmao

[Lwammie @AladyPL]

Not at church haibo🙆🏿‍♀️

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

So it turns out China was building a hydro electric facility by a glacier and all the construction caused a portion of the glacier to collapse, tumble down, and turn into a mudslide that killed like 2,500 Nepalese people.

But all you will hear about in the news is leftists claiming this was because of climate change

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The banana in your kitchen is a sterile mutant that can't reproduce. Every single one is a clone, and nearly the entire global export supply traces back to one plant raised in an English greenhouse in the 1830s.

Wild bananas are stuffed with hard seeds the size of peppercorns. Barely any flesh. Around 7,000 years ago, farmers in New Guinea stumbled on rare mutants carrying three sets of chromosomes instead of two. An odd number can't split evenly during reproduction, so seed-making fails and the plant pours everything into flesh. Those tiny black specks in the middle of your banana are the remains of seeds that never developed.

Perfect fruit, one catch. No seeds means no planting. Growing another one requires cutting a shoot off the base and sticking it in the ground.

A clone.

Back in the 1830s, the Duke of Devonshire's gardener raised one of these plants at Chatsworth House. His family name was Cavendish. Cuttings descended from that greenhouse now make up 99% of bananas exported on Earth, genetically identical from Ecuador to the Philippines.

Identical genes means a fungus that kills one plant kills all of them. And it already happened. Gros Michel, the banana everyone ate before 1960, was wiped out commercially by a soil fungus called Panama disease. The industry quietly swapped in the Cavendish, a lookalike that resisted it, and most shoppers never noticed their banana had been replaced.

A new strain called TR4 kills Cavendish too. No cure exists, the spores survive in soil for decades, and it has spread to more than 20 countries. Late 2025 it reached Ecuador, the world's biggest exporter.

The world already lost its banana once and got handed a body double. The body double is dying the same way.

[Bronze Giant @RjNol]

The Earth was once inhabited by gigantic beings, and today we can see them in the form of rock.🧐

[Village Lawyer ⚖️🇿🇦👆 @Malatjie_]

I just realised fly overs with these giants is a uniquely South African thing.

I thought the whole world was doing this.

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@LindoMyeni Sorry for your loss brother 💔😭.my God give you strength..

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@Benzo_Ndlovu Arsenal is strong currently they will conquer

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@just_Enhle07 Can't control me with my money I want to calculate accordingly

[Vaidehi @Ai_Vaidehi]

SUBMITTING JOB APPLICATIONS IN 2026

Weak candidate : Submits randomly at 8am, 11am, 2pm, 4pm etc ❌❌❌❌

High value candidate :

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@UnplayableZA Captain Maswanganyi Sparrow

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@Benzo_Ndlovu And you will never hear us complaining we just compete ba bangwe bona shata la gona

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@_Hybreed_ 🤣🤣🤣

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@AdvMagadze 🤣🤣🤣

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@SekhukhuneFc You will loose

[👑Berlin 👑 @Bleksem12]

@WonderMahlobo You are the naive one

[Khathu ☠️❤️ @Khathu_10]

The moment Jose Riveiro gave Tito Maswanganyi a chance to speak 🙂‍↕️🔥

He actually listened to him 😌❤️🔥

Orlando Pirates

[AG H M @HirwaMarin85157]

Nobody Is Coming,Build Yourself

[Born-in-SA🇿🇦 @_Tee__G]

“Matlala’s lawyer withdrew due to non-payment. Cat could no longer afford her she charges R173,000 per hour.”

#MadlangaCommission