Bleo🛸

if im a bitch then im the baddest bitch💋

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

About to buy a full dj set on a tuesday night

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[mel 🌻 @tpwk_betch]

my mom texted me and said “did you know one direction auditioned separately and we’re put together on the show?” girl i know their blood types

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

I wonder why Im addicted to TikTok but looking back on it we played ridiculousness 24/7 in the crib😭

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

Crazy that I have to CHARGE my salt shaker

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

Reviving this account

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

Ugh I miss my messy friends 💔

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

If I was a vampire I would have grillz on my fangs

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

I need tyra banks to get these influencers on ANTM bc they’re so cornyyy

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

Someone translate “you’re being a pussy” to professionalism plz

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

If I gave you a dollar for a lemon , an I make lemonade an let’s say i make a million . I don’t owe you shit

[jynx @jynxbby]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

@BhadBhabie making a comeback was everything I needed this year, ty queen 🙂‍↕️🫶

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

we should become worse

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

Nah bc I was so close

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

I think Kendrick’s intro song will be humble & outro will be tv off

[Bleo🛸 @BleoStorms]

I think Kendrick’s intro song will be humble & outro will be tv off

[trish @ultragloss]

i’ve already read 2 books this year and it’s still january

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy 😔”

I would.