Percenstein’s Monster

Future, Garfield, and New York Mets stan account

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

Boosted off that Perc2O

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

@AnthonyDiComo Is this a threat, Anthony?

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I know the admin had to put this out, but are we sure?

[New York Mets @Mets]

The 2026 All-Star Ballot is now open!

#VoteMets 🗳️👉 https://t.co/xicRYD3n7L

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

When I was younger I got grounded me because my mom found a lighter in my pocket now she’s got me using a big ass propane torch to burn weeds in her backyard

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

I get behind the wheel of my mom’s rogue and understand why nissan owners drive the way they do

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@Rebound14196658 @SwiftPenguin0 @JenXperience Tell em rebound14196658

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

Half day at work for the first time in years to “get a head start on the long weekend and spend time outside” and it’s supposed to rain all weekend, gg HR

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

@Mets They’ll never make me hate you

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

It’s a rock opera summer

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

@SwiftPenguin0 @TalkinBaseball_ @USATODAY

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

@mikehoncho_1776 @exec_sum And here my dumb ass was thinking they were gunna release an actual watch

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

@SwiftPenguin0 @TheDozenTrivia @BarstoolFran @FeitsBarstool @JackKennedy @oonacmccaughan @TomScibelli @kellykeegs @thejeffvibbert @ChrisKlemmer @carolinebano @RobbieBarstool Idk who that last lady is but hit my line

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

He’s bald???

[Joe Calvello @the_vello]

Mr. Met meets Mr. Mayor

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

I would once again like to apologize to David Stearns

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I would once again like to blame David Stearns

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

Need one of those machines they got the pig hooked up to posthaste

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth.
https://t.co/IIgOPapR6P

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

@SwiftPenguin0 @TMathSports Jesus Christ lmfao

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

I would once again like to blame David Stearns

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

I would once again like to apologize to David Stearns

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

I would once again like to apologize to David Stearns

[Percenstein’s Monster @BlessedPerc]

#LFGM #OpeningDay

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets get the win against Team Israel!