Alexandra Kenney

Teacher. Hufflepuff. Fangirl: Apple, Disney, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Fashion, Pockets. Part Time Vegetarian.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

@tswiftstorenews No, please tell us. It’s only through you and these alerts I’ve been able to get some of my best merch.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

Hey! @HDTGM my husband is playing “High on Life” and I heard “Go Panthers!” and I was like THAT’S TAMMY AND THE T-REX!!!

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

@tswiftstorenews You helped me snag the special version of my favorite album and I am forever grateful 🫶🏻💖

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

I feel like I’m finally really starting to get back some of the social skills I lost during the COVID years. I went to an event today and socialized in line and didn’t feel completely awkward, so I’m calling it a win.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

@JohnLegere Thank you for the chance to have #JohnClearMyList
Alexandra K. , Las Vegas, Mack Middle, Math 6 Accelerated
List: https://t.co/Bo03fYm6ft

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

The joy of spring break is I got to watch this bit from my hotel room. #socialwedia

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

I’ve never wrestled an alligator, but I have tried to fold a pizza box and put it in the trash can.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

Supernatural. The X-Files, but the badges are fake and it’s a different kind of sexual tension.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

My loving husband has ruined much of my scrolling by teaching me about TVs. If a video features a television I will automatically say “TV too high” if true. There’s a reason that piece of furniture you have right it is below it is called a “TV stand.”

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

“You need to get better at asking for help.”
*asks for help, makes things worse*
*decide to do everything myself*
*gets overwhelmed*
“How come you never ask for help?”
*eye twitch*

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

Hey @AllegiantStadm Question RE: Eras tour and light up dresses. If my dress has the ability to be turned on and off and I plan to keep it off during the show, will I be allowed in or turned away? Need to make costume changes if the latter. Thanks!

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

The “Red Alert!” bit from this week’s Ready Room was hilarious, well done. 10/10 @wilw @jonathansfrakes

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

27 years later and That Thing You Do! Both the movie and song, are still absolute bops. Thank for this masterpiece @tomhanks

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

@BechdelCast I need you to know that ever since you pointed it that Rose’s hair is incorrect on BOTH versions of the Titanic poster it has bothered me more than I can truly express, but I thank you for it. I went YEARS without noticing.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

Me to my husband: So Taylor Swift had a huge merch drop today. How many #Swiftmas ornaments am I allowed to buy?
Him: *considers* 2-4.
Me: Thank you, I needed that.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

My husband just said the most Dad™️ thing ever.

“Monitoring the AC energy usage is the home equivalent of making good time on the road.”

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

Omg. Listening to the sisters on @Stillbuff end the episode by talking about cheese has been the highlight of my week.

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

.@Defunctland Your video on FastPass was truly amazing. Thank you for making such wonderful content, I appreciate your work and always look forward to the next

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

@dylankenney @jonopolis What did I watch??

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

A message to all the teens joining the work force-

You’re doing great! This is a difficult time and I admire you choosing to do hard things.

Know I appreciate you 💛

[Alexandra Kenney @BlessTheApple]

Being an adult means you can order a milkshake at 9:30 in the morning.