Lil Stan

I don’t wear my seatbelt

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Pat McAfee is so weird and annoying

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

@cassassinate I think this girl served me auntie Anne’s pretzels today

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

@ZachBrowning17 It’s very easy when IU only plays high school football teams every week

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

@MattPaintersdad @cuckholdenstein I’ll kill you and then myself

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

I’d like to introduce everyone to the future Mrs. Positions

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

@Jevin_13 @rmhsfootball @MemAthletics They don’t mention baseball though

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

It’s the 6’4 convention at Leroy’s tonight

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

COVER ME IM RELOADING

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Fuck you bob walther

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Fuck the city golf tournament board

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Why do girls love drag queens? I don’t get it

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

I love to jog

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Just met a professional jogger

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

HOLD ON TO THE FOOTBALL

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Praise the lord and hook’em horns

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

Got my Sunday red on today. Call me tiger

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

My coworker that’s on old lately keeps referring to Ai as “ChatGP-12”

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

STOP FUCKING RUNNING STUPID WIDE RECEIVER SCREENS

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

I’m the coolest person at this bar by a million. It’s not close

[Lil Stan @BlewDiamondz]

KEEP THE TUSH PUSH LEGAL