* me, at a job interview*
interviewer: so where do u see urself in 5 years?
me, in my mind: brood queen for alien hive
me, outloud: brood queen for alien hive :)
ALSO SHE SELLS BOOKMARKS THAT ARE JUST SCREENSHOTS OF PANTONE COLORS+NAMES AND USED TO SELL ONES THEMED TO BOOKS SHE DOESNT OWN 🥴🥴🥴 i cant stop thinking abt this this is so funny
im still thinking abt that chick that trademarked the phrase "hot girls read" and locked all her comments when people were like Hey youre not even the first person to use that on shit?
looking at my old house on google maps like Did the new owners know that one time the entire downstairs flooded and needed to be aired out for like multiple days straight