Blind Barber

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

@ Andrea. Listen, every bottle service club is filled with douche bags. The Blind Barber is no different. This is a business. Money talks.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

@ Trevor's review http://t.co/EbhZswya You called us assholes. Can't afford to slip the bouncer cash? You're a cheap goober. Keep walking.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

We don't respect you. You respect us. You're on our turf. If you can't deal with bouncers ordering you around. Don't argue. Just Leave.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

@ Camille G.'s yelp review http://t.co/EbhZswya. So. Our door girl IS a bitch. What part of "EXCLUSIVE Meat packing club" don't you get??!?!

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

@ Astok's review http://t.co/EbhZswya We don't care if your friends are in there. You have to be cool enough. Stop whining. Walk away.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

Warning. People who write bad reviews about us on Yelp and Google are banned for life. Enough is enough. Stop talking smack.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

@ Andrea's review http://t.co/EbhZswya NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STAND ON A PUBLIC SIDEWALK. WE ARE NOT KIDDING YOU. Deal with it. Loser.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

@ Erin's Review http://t.co/EbhZswya Reservations are just a ploy we use to turn people down. You and your friends were losers. Denied!

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

This bar was started by famous NYC celebs. It's way too cool for you. Keep walking. We don't want you in here anyway.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

Listen, we'll be honest with you. We hate cheap people. If you really want to get in, slip the bouncer or door girl a $20.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

No need to cab it to the meatpacking district. We've brought style and class to the east village.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

We encourage our door people to treat you like shit. It makes our place seem exclusive among all the east village trash bars.

[Blind Barber @Blind_Barber]

You are not allowed to stand in front of the Blind Barber. We don't care if it's a public side walk. Argue with our bouncers? You're banned.