Drew

Trying to be a better person today than I was yesterday.

[phil @MajinPhil]

my cousin is getting married Nov 5th, the same day as OoT remake releases. i called him and told him to cancel the wedding and he said bring the switch 2 and just sit in the back row LMAO

[َ @gffyoq]

i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like bro listen i woke up at noon and then it was 5pm ok i don't know.

[the space needle's girlfriend @spaceneedlesgf]

whoever returned by purse to the movie theater's lost and found i understand taking the $40 cash i had in there thank you for leaving my e-reader and much more irreplaceable gameboy micro and pokemon leafgreen cartridge

[Fiction | 69% Apparel @FictionIRL]

Had a dream that I was at the waterpark and learned to ski on the water somehow and go like 20 miles an hour skidding on the surface an while I was big zooming someone stole all my stuff and the dream turned into me having to get a new debit card

[Fiction | 69% Apparel @FictionIRL]

If you play Melee it will make you hate other games.

If you try to be good at Melee it will make you hate yourself.

But if you go just one small step further and try to be cool in Melee, it will make you hate everyone and everything in existence

[Andrew Nestico @PracticalTAS]

lloD vs. RapMonster at GOML 2026 marks a new milestone across the entire Smash series:

This is the first major grand finals where one player has been competing in Smash longer than the other has been alive! lloD entered doubles at BOMB 4 in 2005 at age 10; RapM was born in 2006.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Spookrisun @CaprisunFRFX]

Me naming my daughter Shadic after that top 10 season in 2024

[katie @spongebobfan360]

at a job interview and i overhead someone say "and then he uses pk freeze"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Jake @aWiseMoose]

Guitar Hero 3 is almost as old as "One" by Metallica was when GH3 released. Fucked up world out there

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Was getting a little flustered thinking I overcooked the potatoes and my bf goes “potatoes are very forgiving” and it was just so powerful I hope everyone can one day experience the forgiveness of a potato

[Andrew Nestico @PracticalTAS]

Plup still has not lost a set in an open bracket Rivals of Aether II tournament. He has won every one he’s entered from winners’ side.

Genesis X2: 1st/512 (9-0)
Evo 2025 Extended: 1st/363 (9-0)
Evo 2026: 1st/1022 (10-0)

[CS3 | Wolfe Scratch ➡PRGE➡Heatwave 9 @WolfeScratch]

Plup just won EVO without dropping a set.

[Eggdog Esports 🥚🍳 @EggdogEsports]

this esports shit lowkey easy!

CONGRATS TO @Plup_Club FOR A TWO TIME EVO WIN

[EE »★« @EEvisu]

EVO BELONGS TO THE PLUP CLUB

GOAT GOAT GOAT @Plup_Club 🥇

CRAZY ENDING WTFFFF

[Tempo🌩️| Axe @TempoAxe]

From this to winning the entire tournament.

Switching characters in game 5 of Grand Grand finals to win it all is insane.

Evo is now property of the Plup Club

[Plub @Plup_Club]

2 TIMES EVO CHAMP

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

It's so insane how dominant Plup is over the entire field despite showing up to a maximum of 2 events a year. Can't think of any other player I've seen who's done something like that. Truly one of the best to ever live