Millennial Mole

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@ratxgurl No one ever talks about how traditional clowns are whiteface…

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@EIRancheroLoco Oh yeah, I like that, put them teeth back in girl

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@ThoughtCrimes80 It’s almost like they have no shame

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Not to mention when you squeeze the nose it goes honk honky

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Tonight’s “Molehill to Die On”

Oof. This one is a tough one. From a company that has a self righteous section for every holiday. Target is under fire for their blackface clown costume.

But you know what, come to think of it, in the spirit of equality, I say let’s get rid of every clown costume. You know why?

Because traditional clown makeup is basically just whiteface with an Irish nose and polish feet. And usually they are dressed like a hobo, which is offensive to unhoused people.

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@gingerrtom Must be needing a paycheck

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@ywnbact No it’s an alien clowngina

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@DailyLoud Hey you wanna know a way to get your kid to stop eating the candy? Don’t have a fricken candy store in your kitchen

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@ojessie__ Tomm Segura

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@UwUEllie69 He fights with deals

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@Araratium @litteralyme0 Not yet. I heard they are very close to a deal.

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This new Avengers Doomsday movie is getting stranger…

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@transfemmejax @litteralyme0 Hahaha 😂

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@trisxtea @litteralyme0 Madea goes to Quantam Realm

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@theamelia___ Ah yes, my drink of choice in high school

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@TiffanyFong That eagle call is insane

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@25YearsAgoLive Whatever happened to that guy?

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@DianeLong487821 I usually just say ok then I’ll eat it… hence the dad bod

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Today’s Grub

My wife and I are about to have our 3rd kid tomorrow. The first born just doesn’t eat anything we give him. But the second one does this a lot. She asks for something and then immediately sends it back to the kitchen.

But we’ve been through a lot with the first one. 2 years of constant emesis after bottles. Wouldn’t eat enough to gain weight. Eventually they get through it, he’s doing fine now.

If anyone struggles with their kids eating, just remember to tell them there are starving kids in Africa. That always works. Or just keep having kids until one of them gets it right.

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POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.

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@ElsaWarner19 This is very true. Get the kid 5 Guys, if they don’t eat it then there is something wrong with them