Shit Blake Says

That sounded a lot better in my head...

[Shit Blake Says @Blingenthron]

"It'd be so cool to have a lesbian friend" #Bling

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Am I good?

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I got some rhythm

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LEAVE PRIDE ROCK!

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I bet I can beat Rob Stark in Risk

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Always missing the most fun holidays #bling #fuckgeorgia #i<3texas

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"The people who settled the Mid-West are the failures who couldn't finish the Oregon trail." #bling

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"I just took my WoW game to the next level" #gladiator

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I can't believe John Elway got me ZERO Fantasy points last night... Greatest Bronco of all time my ass.

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Blue Mountain State isn't the 51st state?? #bling

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"Damnit I think I swallowed my retainer... Again!!! :|| #Grr :((" #Bling

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@mylifeisbeau- "Blake! Do you remember The Teacher From The Black Laggoon??"
Me- "Yeah, that was my summer reading book! Just finished it!"

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I always seem to forget and accidentally swallow the bubblegum eyeballs in Tweetybird icecream... :(( #Bling

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What if the serial killer was killing everyone just to get the guy and girl closer together? #HesReallyAGreatGuy

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Oh so it's an actual real syndrome? #Bling

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Why is everyone in uproar over a Honey Badger leaving LSU? Animals shouldn't even be allowed to play football in the first place. #Bling.

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"So you just fat right in then?"-#Bling Past tense of fit is fat.

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Is the car on? #IDK #ImDriving

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Someone make me a sandwich! looking at you @KatieWitte1