If you're looking for me, I'm probably me. If you want to know who I am, Twitter won't help, but stick around. You'll like me. You already like me, anyway.
Not ironic: @Simone_Biles doesn't have to compete to still be the greatest gymnast of all time, who has overcome incredible hardships to become supreme in her field, despite the discrimination against her for being better than someone else thinks she should be. #GOAT
People who won't observe covid safety measures for the sake of their nation's health are judging @Simone_Biles for choosing not to risk major injury so that they can feel superior because someone who is not them won a gold for the country they belong to but won't take risks for.
People's whose family and friends can't trust them to be someone to turn to when facing mental struggles are commenting on the decisions of a person who values wellbeing over winning. @Simone_Biles
People who have never done anything notably philanthropic in their lives comment on @Simone_Biles's character, which is stronger than most people's character will ever even be tested on.
People who live life disappointed in themselves say @Simone_Biles is disappointment to her country when they have never raised themselves to a point where they even have the opportunity of "letting their country down" because their country has never heard of their existence.
People who aren't on anyone's team, much less @Simone_Biles's, comment on her letting her team down. They won a silver. That's not "let down," that's fantastic.
Able-bodied people who can't remember the last time they made an effort to touch their toes without sitting down first somehow feel free to comment on @Simone Biles's ability to push through challenges.
Health officials and experts are still baffled by a mysterious illness that has left over 500 people hospitalized and one person dead in the southern Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. https://t.co/gQWGP4IxfF
Are people really upset about @Adele losing weight?? Well sorry to burst your self-importance bubbles but y'all don't have a say. She gets to look after her own health and wellness in whatever way she decides is best. You. Don't. Have. A. Say.
Wish I could send you peace of mind via this app.
Alas.
But I can send you music no one's heard. Here's a cut Hamilton/Washington tune called I Have This Friend. No one's heard it, not even Kail.
Funnier if you picture me and @ChrisisSingin singing it.
https://t.co/lhkLP0jQeT