Max “Fish Fingers” Blitzwell

Head getter. panty sniffer. C4 Eater. unemployed. MSU ‘98

[Max “Fish Fingers” Blitzwell @BlitzwellTakes]

@MichaelToro340 Caught me and the roommate both one day. Tough realization.

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@Passhole69 Just can’t teach that form

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@espn @ESPNNBA

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@mkratt_plowing If we in east Lansing survived it today, this too shall pass

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Man what could have been…

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

PORTER MARTONE IS A GAME CHANGER FOR THE FLYERS

[Max “Fish Fingers” Blitzwell @BlitzwellTakes]

Any of yall remember that burner who went on the generational run where he would just copy every viral burner tweet on here or am I getting too old for this shit #lank

[Dennis Erectus, MD @errectusdennis]

Any of yall remember that burner who went on the generational run where he would just copy every viral burner tweet on here or am I getting too old for this shit #lank

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Any 7’3 centers in the portal on here just see how our community can come together? There’s no place like home. #Thespreadsheet

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@CBSDickFitzwell #NotTodayIsreal

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Yikyak hates minorities and trans rights. #thespreadsheet

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Who says we’re not a #globalbrand #thespreadsheet

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“Now compile a list of the last true American patriots and release #thespreadsheet “

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@msuintelligence Only let me fire off one post before banning me

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@GolfDigest

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@RoryTrackr Ask them if they’ve ever heard of prime steph

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@martymush I’ve never rooted against him before BUT a meltdown to make it a close tournament could possibly bring a smile to my face

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@PGATUOR No weight on his shoulders anymore. Love of Augusta is all he has going through his mind. Knows the course as well as anyone. Shoulda seen it sooner

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@KonaBigWavey Heard he got the clap from an ASU sorority girl and had to retire from the game

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@PFTGym Isn’t this the year Bryson refused to leave the beach and didn’t even make the cut? Insane time to be a fan of the game.

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@PlayOffJimmy_ Smart man. Infield is just nascar with 10% higher net worth

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@BleacherReport @umichbball Has the same ties to the school as the rest of the fan base