just a Jedi master and wielder of the omnitrix trying to master the 8 tails jinchuriki while training with Vegeta to stop Thanos from destroying half the galaxy
“Lotta the time we feel our lives are the worst. But I think if you look in anyone else's closet, you wouldn't trade their shit for your shit. So it's good.”
Sean Strickland says he’s BANNED from attending the UFC White House event 😬
“I made fun of Israel and Epstein. The only male American champ banned at the White House.”
Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
📺 | 'Spider-Noir' (T01E07) - "Herói de Ninguém".
Uma das melhores cenas da série certamente é essa briga caótica no bar. Muito bem coreografada e divertida, com uma trilha impecável e que super combinou com a pancadaria.
*só achei a versão colorida pra baixar
Nicolas Cage’s abs in Ghost Rider were completely real, but after audiences assumed they were CGI anyway, he said he’d never push himself through that level of training again.
only on the first three episodes so far but the fact that they got Nicholas Cage to play the live action version of The Spider is really awesome and he’s just so fun with his line deliveries. also you HAVE to watch it in black & white, such a treat
George Lopez tells Shaq the Secret Service came knocking on his door after a joke he made about an alleged $80 million bounty on Donald Trump
“Iran offered an $80 million bounty on Trump, and I tweeted, ‘We’ll do it for half.’”