Micah Whipple

Bashiok, Blizzard employee/forum mod on WoW forums. REAL ID = GOOD thing, why is this so hard to comprehend? So stop sending poop pizzas to my pad already.

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

No, I don’t live with my mom. But if u saw my Blizzard paycheck, you’d wonder why. Plus, her crustless grilled cheez sammiches roxors!

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

“Big Trouble in Little China” is waaay better than the reviewers said. Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall and a guy named Wang, what’s not to love?!

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

Lakeport, CA is actually a very nice place (holla, Freezy-Freeze Yogurt Shack!)

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

To clarify, my “run in with the law” didn’t involve solicitation, Officer GoodyGood. That’s how I dress everyday. Lighten up, Lakeport PD!

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

Just got voted mayor of Lakeport for all the free publicity. How ya like me now, Kim Schwartz? Wanna rethink your junior prom decision?!

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

Boss just asked if I wanna change my forum name. Psshh, wha? This is the best thing that has happened to my dating life since @craigslist.

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

10 zillion posts in the WoW forums. If we knew we’d get this much traffic by posting my name, we’d have done this yrs ago! Next up? Nudes.

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

OK, OK, so maybe publishing my name wasn't the best idea I ever had. But hey, I got more free pizza than I could eat in a year! 4chanFTW

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

@CplGiroro tag-team tweeting with @BlizzardPR would pwn. A little pro spin-doctor help for ol’ Micah-dub here would always be appreciated!

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

See? Even the ESRB doesn't see a problem with posting real names. Quit hiding behind that "privacy" wall, y'all! Sheesh. http://dld.bz/mmkh

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

@jumpeioki Thank you so much for your thoughts. I'm fine, really. The steadily ringing phone 24/7 helps calm me to sleep at night :)

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

I had nothing to do with the retraction. Stomping on bags of flaming poo left on my doorstep daily was SO not an inconvenience, for realz.

[Micah Whipple @BlizzMicah]

WoW, what a long couple days it's been. Looking forward to having a few brews tonite with the fun crowd that keeps showing up at my door...