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How would you describe yourself?

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I don't think think this Greek airline thought this one through #Greece

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@BenParmeter339 Could I borrow some cash?

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@BenParmeter339 That last sentence made me cringe 💃🏼

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Adding "Or else" to the end of advertisements is one of my favorite things to do in my head.

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Find someone who also enjoys mango in bed

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Today I ate sushi in Asia for the first time! It was possibly the worst sushi I've ever had..."fresh salmon" should have known better.

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It's always a great day when you get to talk to the people you love.

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@BenParmeter339 True that!

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PSA: Pokémon Go is alive and well here in Asia.

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@BenParmeter339 No...my prayer aura is celadon.

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I'm angry that there is a "national day of prayer." That's everyday people

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Late night thoughts: "where does heat go?" "Has anyone gotten a tattoo of a mountain on body moles?" "Smartest generation...we are idiots."

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I don't like it when people call themselves "dumb."

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I guess papaya in Thai is "Malaka"

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@BenParmeter339 We do what's best for the Kingdom

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@BenParmeter339 That's a funny tweet on Easter. I guess if Jesus did what was best for him we wouldn't have Easter.

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Miss my friends today!

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We all want religion that conveniences our life styles, but Jesus said "take up your cross and follow me."

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Jesus asked God that he might not go to the cross, but not his will but God's be done.