𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐢 🧼

𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝟑

[𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐢 🧼 @blnrrd]

twitter is the only real social media platform as far as I am concerned.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️🇫🇷 Hat-trick for France in friendly night tonight for Michael Olise

57 G/A in all competitions for club and country.

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

One year ago today 🏆🇵🇹

#NationsLeague

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@iamDo2dtun You're wasting time, Chief.

Only Edo State Governor is more foolish than the person you're quoting.

[Do2dtun Energy gAD @iamDo2dtun]

Celine Dion is 58 years old
Shakira is 49 years old
Beyoncé is 44
Busta Rhymes 54
Bruce Springsteen is 76
Lionel Richie is 76
The oldest Backstreet boy is 54

All of these people have one thing in common. they still sing, perform and entertain till this day.

Peter is 44 but you dimwits are so ageist that you don’t even know what you bring down in the name of clicks.

[Batso Bae @BBatso_]

Me, you and Manchester United forever

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

My Debit: £0 ❤️

[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

we already do, it's called suffering

[👍 @CLINT419]

may the motion continue

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[SB @seyedele]

Petrol (in car and for gen) - N9k

Balance - N41k

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i don dey brainstorm how i go take survive this week since and till now i no get solution but i just know say i go survive am

[Promise @KALADIMA1972]

Saw one reposting “preek wey go sweet, na from transfer you go know”. I was soo disappointed in my self
I was really disappointed
The fact that I even tried to exchange number with someone like that. I no rate my self for like 2 months

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

went to winner’s chapel today, something compelled me to, attended first service.

i didn’t want to attract attention to myself so i decided to go with my 13 pro max instead of my 17 pro max, just to lay low.

when i tried to enter the building, there was a spiritual barrier blocking me, i was confused. this has never happened. “am i unclean?” i asked myself.

then the pastor yelled “Job 11:14. If iniquity is in your hand, put it far away, and let not injustice dwell in your tents”. i looked at my hands immediately and i understood, God doesn’t accept filth in his house, i was holding a 13 pro max.

i got rid of the phone at once, drove home to get my 17 pro max and i was welcomed into the church with a joyous atmosphere.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

A preparar o Mundial 🇵🇹💪

[Mitch🫶🏾🇪🇸 @Hoeslovmitch]

MCBH
money can buy happiness

[xdike @xdike_]

so if my babe dey check my phone na transparency, but if I check her own na insecurity?

[🌍 @underIineoasl]

This World Cup taking kinda long to start

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Neighborhood kid: Uncle good evening

Me: Howfar bad boy .

[𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐢 🧼 @blnrrd]

@ntmgfrvr dfkm😭😭