Block O'Choc

Block O'Choc; the world's only chocolate brick. All opinions are from a social marketing grad, first job out of uni, wet behind the ears, dead behind the eyes.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

⚠️Block O'Choc appearance on @OffMenuOfficial's Podcast. Official thread of Comments, Corrections and Clarifications about episode 232's official secret ingredient.⚠️

https://t.co/jCs3sgLIPw

In this thread I will address statements made by James Acaster about Block O'Choc

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[Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster @OffMenuOfficial]

🕵️‍♂️ EPISODE 232 OUT NOW 🕵️‍♂️

with… Stuart Laws

Listen, review, subscribe:

🍽️ Apple: https://t.co/OdECVzr2eT

🍽️ Spotify: https://t.co/Xg3T6ItlUv

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

🎄Christmas orders are now DONE🎄

We've sold 37 bricks in the last month. That means that approximately 26 million households in the UK that will be waking up on Christmas morning without a 1.6kg solid chocolate brick. To all those disappointed people, I'm sorry.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

#Darkchocolate fans. We have a very limited number (2) of dark chocolate 1.6kg solid chocolate bricks. They're also vegan. If you want one pls DM or email [email protected]

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

@NoContextBrits Block O'Choc, the 1.6kg solid chocolate brick.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

A fresh batch of 1.6kg solid chocolate bricks has just arrived. Get yours for Halloween or Christmas or Wednesday at https://t.co/6FQZJaJOo7

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

@pdoyley6 @pdoyley6 DM us and we'll send you a free brick. Mistaken identity is annoying. It's the least we can do.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

@pdoyley6 Just jumping on this post before it does numbers.

We know all about mistaken identity, there's another chocolate company called Bloc O'Choc (no K). Very annoying when their angry customers DM us.

Get the original chocolate brick at https://t.co/6FQZJaJgyz

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

@CryptoQuine @MartinSLewis We fixed one Chocolate Orange and made a video about it.
https://t.co/1GSWNHNjLw

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

What was #Drake looking at on his laptop? 👀 He was probably angry because we only deliver to the UK.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

Merry Christmas to all our customers and the lucky Block O'Choc recipients. You're part of an exclusive group and the big winners of Christmas '24. #chocolate #chocolatebrick

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

We've got some exciting news coming in the new year. Can't say too much right now. 👑🍫

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Cadbury loses royal warrant after 170 years https://t.co/ebSBqZsj3F

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

Hey look, it's that weird chocolate brick you thought would be a good Christmas present then promptly forgot about. 👋 Just a reminder you still have time to buy one for the chocolate lover in your life. ❤️🍫

[No Context Off Menu @nocontxtoffmenu]

🎄 Day 9 - Ep.232 Stuart Laws 🎄

#StuartLaws @thisstuartlaws @Block_O_Choc #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu #adventcalendar2024

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

@DailyMirror You wouldn't get that with the Block O'Choc advent calendar.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

🚨Huge news🚨 https://t.co/YXEuZSXp7s, in a flimsy, some would say futile, attempt to seem professional, have updated their website.

For @OffMenuOfficial/@thisstuartlaws fans there is no longer the option to "BACS the man directly." Let me know if you think this is an outrage.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

Block O'Choctopussy

[colin murray @ColinMurray]

Just bought a collection of James Bond mini chocolate bars (not an Ad).

I started thinking about chocolate James Bond movies and I’m struggling!

All I’ve managed…

Licence To Kit Kat
No Dime To Die
Butterfinger (US)

Help me out if you can. Or not.

0️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ 🍫

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

@ColinMurray Block O'Choctopussy.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

This ain't true either.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

P. S. This is just a joke. The only place you can get Block O'Choc is https://t.co/6FQZJaJgyz

No supermarket has sufficient aura to stock our product.

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

It's taken a while but we've finally got our own section in the supermarkets. @asda

[Block O'Choc @Block_O_Choc]

tfw you see a Block O'Choc irl for the first time.