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Wading my way though this garbage fire called life🧙🏻‍♀️🧚🏻🌝🌚✨ She / They 💗💛💙 ♑️•♌️•♓️ 🇮🇪🇵🇸 Saoirse don Phalaistín

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

"I've had 3 coffees today."

Most people: "You must be wired."

People with ADHD: "I'm actually considering a nap."

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

DanDaDan (2024)

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

What neurotypicals call overthinking, an autistic person often experiences as necessary due diligence.

[Adventure Brian @cargin4107]

No but because every time I talk to my wife about playing this game as a young guy, it always revolves around how the bro-est of bro-shooters was at its heart all about the emotions. And the trailers! Mad World, Rendezvous with Death, Mazzy Star. THE JUXTAPOSITION OF IT ALL!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[fecko stinko @ladwife]

i got stoned and wrote a jamiroquai canned heat parody called canned meat

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[𓆨 @fagwithagag]

being autistic feels like anything i say has a 50% percent chance of being misinterpreted and blowing up in my face to ruin my life

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: your handwriting changes completely based on the pen.

[Adventure Brian @cargin4107]

I feel like I've been this current level of 'online' for at least a decade, and I really cant recall the level of freak out over the new God of War having a woman MC occurring when Gears of War did it. Was I just not paying attention back then? Or are people just more awful now?

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

ADHD:
I forgot to eat.

Autism:
Food must be the correct food.

AuDHD:
Guess we’re not eating then.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Drinking an iced coffee with ADHD is a literal game of neurological roulette. Am I going to get a sudden burst of executive function and conquer my entire to-do list, or is my brain going to treat this shot of espresso like a high-dose melatonin and drop me into a deep, unprompted 3-hour afternoon nap? There is absolutely no middle ground.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The autistic experience of being told you’re overthinking when you’re actually trying to make sense of something so you can feel safe.

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck