Lord Blomquist

Moving at the speed of life.

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"Why does Darth Vader drive on the 90 when he's in California? Because it's the 'Imperial Highway'": jokes I tell myself on my way home.

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The Dodgers are the reason for the crappy food at work fyi

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@nalastanacct Remind it that Dr. Pepper exists

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@bettiegeek No way Rowley said that to you

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Nobody to blame but Arte Moreno

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I don’t want to see Shohei fail, but $700 million for a DH with a history of injury on a team that arguably doesn’t need the talent seems……interesting

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Anything for the Dodgers to have a legitimate WS win without an asterisk next to their title I guess.

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My predictions for songs:

“Intercepted my heart”
“Roughing”
“Personal Foul”
“Shot like and Arrowhead”
”The point after”

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Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs 👀

📺 FOX

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I can’t believe the NFL is playing it’s inaugural game today

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If Taylor’s fantasy team isn’t called the 89’ers this is all a lie

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Happy Fall-la-la-la-la

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@namhmai 🫡

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@_imjustmaddy It’s technically my 10 year this year 👀👀

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People say Ariana Grande deserved better than Pete Davidson, but let’s be real, Pete Davidson deserved better than Ariana Grande

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Hello? (@_HannahDale_ )

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Thank you @kevin_kilner

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From the deep recesses of my brain, after years of Google searches and questioning my own memory, I’ve finally found that the direct-to-VHS “The Brainiacs .com” is EXACTLY the movie I remember it to be. I thought I’d made it up! Bonus: it’s available on Prime Video

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@nalastanacct And if it ain’t Oswald it’s for sure Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

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@Chris_Villain Was it L. Ron Hubbard?