Rich Blomquist

Used to write for The Daily Show, Fresh Off the Boat, Last Man on Earth, and Bless the Harts

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, first victim of identity theft

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Andy Kaufman got a star and a foot bridge! https://t.co/l0zvftbFdQ

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Just want to thank the best boss and the longest boss I’ve ever had, the creator of Bob’s Burgers, @lorenbouchard, for always showing up and being a force of good. #WritersGuildStrike

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

@NatalieAbrams Thank you!!!

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

@jthouse37 Side effect of only hitchhiking at night

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

@washingtonpost I beg you please don’t bring back that troublemaking dog

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

My friend Justin Bryant @jthouse37 wrote a book! It’s amazing and a welcome distraction from my ghostly thumbnails

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

Was just reminded... my unpicked-up Adult Swim pilot is online and watchable...

https://t.co/XFCwbB670f

[Travon Free @Travon]

The geopolitical community needs to isolate Putin and Russia the same way they have with Kim and North Korea. This man shouldn’t be invited to the WH or 10 Downing or be posing for pictures with G7 leaders like he’s a rational person.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Look at this queen of comedy right here.

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

@ElliottKalan Were you on Schrödinger's Trail?

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Me and @JakeSBender wrote tonight’s episode of Bless The Harts, it’s about a dog running for mayor.

Fox tonight at 7:30, Hulu tomorrow. Tune on! sorry Tune in*** typo sorry

[Jeremy Rowley @Jeremy_Rowley]

New @BlessTheHarts tonight after nascars!

[Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC @MattNegrin]

It’s probably not great that treason can just happen in plain sight and the news media has to call it something completely waffled like “another potential hurdle for Joe Biden”

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Have you seen Germany’s new ads about COVID-19? It doesn’t matter what language you speak, the message is clear. You can be the hero in the fight against this virus - and you don’t even have to do that much.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Very soon, you're going to see people start claiming that Trump "wasn't really that bad." I recommend downloading this list and keeping it around. https://t.co/If7Wkf8Yu2

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

@timcarvell @JoeBerkowitz You remembered! (Hi Tim!)

[Rich Blomquist @BlomquistRich]

@abobrow Aww! Thanks Andy!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This hasn't gotten enough attention, but you need to know. Everybody needs to know.

1/ It's about the massive coverup campaign underway to disguise the octopus-like Russian election interference operation being run on Trump's behalf.

Please read this whole thing.

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

LA: If you need yet another reason to vote - look at this lackluster @latimes endorsement of a candidate who is problematic at best and according to them his biggest strength would be adopting his running mate’s ideas into his platform. No thanks! Vote @nithyavraman for DISTRICT4

[Bless The Harts @BlessTheHarts]

We won't be seeing @RobGronkowski on tonight's Super Sneak Peek of #TheMaskedSinger, but we are #Blessed to see him back on the field with the @Buccaneers! 🏴‍☠️